Misadventures in Male Plastic Surgery

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Celebrity rags are always ragging on famous ladies who get an (alleged) nip and/or a tuck. Well, now we’re giving it to a few of the men.

We’ll start with Thierry Mugler, who has done gone lost his mind.

The former all-star designer, pictured with Jean-Paul Gaultier in 1993, decided to turn himself into this: a creature he calls Manfred. More like man-dread. Ha!

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Poor, poor Rupert Everett. We dug up this picture of the then 33-year old actor at Ready To Wear‘s 1994 premiere. Somehow, somewhere along the way, something went horribly awry. It must have been after Rupert played Julia Roberts’ lust bunny in My Best-Friend’s Wedding and palled around with Madonna, but before he became such a grump.

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Here’s another tragic case. Lex Baldwin once topped the gay porn industry. Seriously. This guy was all over the place and men were eating it up. Then, by some queer turn of events, Baldwin switched teams, embraced straight sex and proceeded to disfigure his beautiful face.

Like Mugler, Baldwin now goes by a new name: Talon, which actually kind of suits his new look.

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It’s pretty difficult to find a picture of David Gest before he went under the knife, because he’s been doing it since the almost the beginning of time. Still, we managed to locate one from happier days, when the producer and fame-monger didn’t look like a beast from a child’s nightmare. Liza, what were you thinking?

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Oh, Sly Stallone. We know you’re having a hard time getting older, but why on earth did you go and twist your face into a gnarled old root, as seen in this picture from this year’s Rambo premiere. Remember when you looked like you did when Rocky came out, back in 1976? You were beautiful. Now? Not so much.

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We’re not going to front like Ray Liotta was the most attractive man, but his current face is stepping in the wrong direction. ‘Nuff said.

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Dead or Alive singer Pete Burns always pushed aesthetic boundaries, but his plastic surgery addiction put him over the edge.

In his defense, however, Burns’ lips, he says, were botched by a surgeon he’s now suing for one million pounds. He also put out a special documentary called Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares.

Here he is on Big Brother talking about his horrific experiences. It’s gross.

Now, we know there are other men, but we just wanted to give you a taste. Why don’t you lot offer some suggestions and we can stitch together a sequel…

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