Here’s a holiday non-troversey to warm the soul — a group of moms on Facebook is concerned that a Christmas cookie sold in Target looks too phallic to be on shelves, let alone in stockings.
“I would not send these to school,” one mom told the New York Post, dubbing it a “definite design fail.”
“I peered in and thought: ‘What the hell is Santa’s penis doing there?’” asked another.
Target's 'kinky' Christmas cookies have moms boycotting — and giggling https://t.co/SHWDLcWBPw pic.twitter.com/AINKUDDSZF
— New York Post (@nypost) December 4, 2020
One commenter wondered if the accident was no accident at all, suggesting it might be the result of “disgruntled employee sabotage.”
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A rep for Target said, “We have not received any feedback directly on this item, adding, “The design is intended to represent Santa’s boots. We appreciate the feedback and will take it into consideration moving forward.”
We’re going to have to side with Target on this one, but hey folks get awfully lonely this time of year so we get it.
Jackrabbit
Oh, well, now I get it!
rand503
If we can decorate cookies with Santa’s face, Santa’s hat and Santa’s boots, we can certainly decorate them with Santa’s dick.
Prinny
It’s totally a dick
jel1955
I’m totally with you. Making that image a pair of boots is truly a stretch. I wonder what gay man designed that cookie icing plan?
trsxyz
That was my first thought.
dougie
That proves it – Santa really is black!
o.codone
Racist. What kind of perverted sh it are you promoting here? Black dicks are bigger than other dicks? Check yourself you racist democrat millennial bi tch. Think about what you’re saying before you type your racist tripe.
linedrive
@o.codone: I’ve never seen a white man with a dick that dark. Don’t hyperventilate.
moretruth
It’s a TINY little dick – THAT’S why the “Facebook moms” recognized it so quickly.
Jake123
Hahahaha the shade is real!!
Harley
At first glance I saw boots. On second glance I giggled. Now we know where the mom’s heads are.
blackhook
Are Facebook moms just jealous because they really wished they had a (Target Cookie)…?
Gayforlife
Hey ! Queerty ! Screw the cookies. My beef with you is that you deliberately chose to tease this article with only a portion of the Santa I would have been interested in inspecting !
michel_banen
That’s totally nice when “donning the gay apparel”, isn’t it ?
jackmister
At first I thought it was a top hat, then boots.
WillParkinson
Here, lemme fix that for you:
Group of women who can’t get any dick sees them everywhere.
cubcmh
Poor overworked cookie decorator dreaming of a Hard Chocolate Christmas.
CBHaynes
Sounds like the mom who pointed it out and protested — needs to seriously get laid!
alex1435
These FB Moms surly must take showers with their cloths on.
Mike Hunt
* surely
* clothes
dvasquez
It’s a mighty good leap to suggest that a gay man decorated that shit. Gay men are able to concentrate on far more things than just dicks…just want to point that out lol
Essie
Why would any REAL MOM buy these cookies anyway or even look at them? A REAL MOM would BAKE several batches of cookies (in 12 flavors), decorate them better than Martha, and take them to school. They would never send store-bought cookies. So, obviously, the women protesting these cookies are not REAL MOMS. Case closed!!!
missvamp
thank you!! the bitches complaining are lazy soccer moms who don’t cook & don’t get laid enough. end of story. what a joke & it doesn’t look like a dick, ffs! how stupid. karen’s these days are just looking for something to whine about!
Dymension
What. Ever.
rand503
Since when are “Santa’s boots” a Christmas image? That’s a new one.
I vote totally gay.
sillyme
Those Facebook moms not only are starving to get some they think that everything whoever they are that think this crap is “vile” need to get a real look at their “childs” language when away from her and the house, and wake up the bang the guy next door and smell the coffee. Those who are true prudes will need to be awakened and get over it!!! LOL
Norm
I’d eat it!
Mike Hunt
The “Facebook moms” are cranky because they’re not getting any dick (or cookies) because their husbands are getting blown and done on the side by hot boys, thus no need to want any sex from Karen. Bwa ha ha ha.
ElPillo
Yup. Looks like every childish graffiti depiction of a dick I’ve seen
paul dorian lord fredine
sounds like some moms need another glass of chardonnay and a meeting with the mailman, plumber, pizza delivery guy or poolboy (pick one) ’cause hubby’s not doing his job.