Falling For Zanco: An Appreciation Of Hollywood’s Hottest (Fake) Couple
By Editors · 12 comments
Contrary to what James Franco would like you to believe, his brother Dave and Zac Efron are not (openly) in a romantic relationship. But if they were, they’d make one hell of a cute couple.
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Dickie, I was thinking the same thing! Who would bottom? Or are they vers? For some strange reason, when ever I see a gay couple I instantly think “who is the bottom?” and “who is the top?” Crazy Me!
Why so bitter and demeaning? This is all lighthearted. And why aren’t we in their “class”? They’re nice looking young men, but, let’s face it, none of them are John Gielgud, Laurence Olivier, Alex Guinness, or even Philip Seymour Hoffman. If you’re talking about looks, how could you possibly know what others here look like?
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DickieJohnson
Hmm, sure looks bromance-y to me, and so cute, too. I’m really happy that Zac found an even shorter dude to be his bottom! Congrats, boys!
Billy Budd
I will masturbate tonight thinking about this cute couple having sex.
J.T.
Doesn’t take much to figure out who the bottom is. Did James break Dave in?
jd2222248
@DickieJohnson:
Dickie, I was thinking the same thing! Who would bottom? Or are they vers? For some strange reason, when ever I see a gay couple I instantly think “who is the bottom?” and “who is the top?” Crazy Me!
michael mellor
None of you have a hope in hell of dating either of them. You’re just not in their class.
J.T.
@michael mellor:
Why so bitter and demeaning? This is all lighthearted. And why aren’t we in their “class”? They’re nice looking young men, but, let’s face it, none of them are John Gielgud, Laurence Olivier, Alex Guinness, or even Philip Seymour Hoffman. If you’re talking about looks, how could you possibly know what others here look like?
Evji108
Tight and Tighter, umm, I mean their pants.
DickieJohnson
@michael mellor: Dating, or whatever, never entered my mind; BUT, I’d really love to watch the video. They’re adorable boys!
Luis Collazo
That would be the hottest couple ever! Dave Franco for the win!
Harold Powell
O’Yes let’s keep promoting more of these, not!
Milton Appleby
Queerty why don’t you focus on actual gay people and issues. Enough with the innuendo.
Lance Cardinal
Zac Efron so thing like gay male thing sold u leaver? AB, Canada. Lac La biche tell Town u sell okay?