Author: Deborah Nelson
Who doesn’t love Alyssa Edwards? I certainly do! She is the fiercest live performer I have ever seen! The drag queen who got me hooked on da Race! My favorite thing about Alyssa is – every single thing she has ever said! She could read the menu from Papa John’s and I would ROFL.
Out of the many legendary Alyssa quotes from Drag Race here are the best of the best. Vote for your favorite in the poll at the end of the story. And don’t forget to watch “Alyssa’s Secret” on WOW Presents!
Get a Grip, Get a Life and Get Over it!
Don’t Get Bitter, Just Get Better!
What the Hell are you Squirpin’ Like a Chirpin’ Like a Bird?
I Don’t Get Cute, I Get Drop Dead Gorgeous
It’s Not Personal, it’s Drag
Bitch, Sit the Hell Down and Shut the Hell Up, Bitch!
That Cheap Wig, Shake-And-Go You Got on Your Head? And You Want to Say My Hair is Scraggly?
Gurl, Look How Orange You F*ckin’ Look, Gurl!
I’m a Performer Baby – This is What I Do
I May Not Be Funny, and I Might Not Be a Singer or a Damned Seamstress, but I am a Fierce Queen!
Oh She Really Came That Way? All riiiiggghttt….
I am Not Bothered Dot Com
Game on Bitch, the Sequel
Put Your Mouth Where Your Fashion Is
So You Forgive the People That Hurt You and You Forget they Existed!
Vote below (vote as many times as you like – they’re all gems!):
Bonus: Watch this video featuring all of Alyssa Edwards most memorable Drag Race Quotes