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Fat Makes You a Better Lover, Then Kills You

Last week fat guys were told they are biologically inclined to last longer in bed, while gym bunnies are gonna shoot too soon. Now, for the bad news: Fat, at least the kind that’ll make your waist size bigger, and not your fake waist size, causes cancer. Hope that tantric orgasm is worth it!

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