Now we’ve seen it all!
Hoping to capitalize on circumcised men who have longed to experience life with foreskin – a demographic we didn’t quite realize represented a market – some clever entrepreneurs have come up with an awe-inspiring invention, the SenSlip! Let the world rejoice. Or something.
Sort of like a half glove for your prick, the product claims to simulate the sensation of having a little extra hood. And, naturally, the product’s site has loads of testimonials, like RJ from Cambridge:
First of all my I thank you for this great invention. I am 70 and have regretted being circumcised all my life, I have found the greatest benefit of SenSlip is psychological, it makes me feel safe and more confident.
Meanwhile, an Irishman named “SK” had this to say: “I have been wearing it now for about two weeks and I can feel and see the difference… I never realized how uncomfortable I had been not wearing one.”
Like a real penis, the SenSlip requires all sorts of upkeep, like not over-stretching it. Unfortunately, its elemental resistance is extremely limited: “If you are about to engage in any bathing or water sports, the Senslip should be removed. If it does become wet or damp, remove it and allow it to dry. When dry use talcum powder to keep it soft.” The SenSlip also doesn’t mix well with lubricants, shouldn’t be inserted into the body and is sensitive to extreme heat. Well, then, what’s the point?!
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Those of you wondering how to pick your size, the site instructs you to measure the girth of your penis a few times over a few hours because, as you know, “size and volume of the penis changes all the time.” Those dicks truly are unruly monsters, now aren’t they?
Darth Paul
Stupid.
Jaroslaw
I’m thinking maybe after a while of wearing this, sensitivity would increase? Kind of neat, I think. I got circumcised as a child and wished I hadn’t. If I ever had boys, I would never do that to them. Not blaming my parents, they did what they thought was right at the time.
Paul Raposo
Well, considering that American males are the larget uses of Viagra in the entire wirld; clearly something is a miss with American cocks. Or rather, something is missing.
diago
How did you come accross that figure Paul? Doing a little research for your own purposes?
pendragon
WTF?
fredo777
Meh.
Visually, I prefer a circumcised penis. On others as well as myself. Glad I got that snip.
Crew necks unite!
Hoodlover
Circumcised penii are hideous. You can get snipped all you want, just keep those knives away from those who can’t choose.
fredo777
Hideous my ass.
A circumcised penis is a beautiful, pleasingly-shaped thing.
Hoodlover
Yes, hideous as your ass. Nature intended the cock to be covered by a beautiful, functional, erogenous foreskin.
fredo777
Ho ho ho.
– eye roll –
Nature also intended for your beard to grow in like a mountain man’s, but you certainly trim that to make it more aesthetically-pleasing. If not, that would explain your unruly mountain man ways + desires for unsophisticated weens.
If you dig the whole withery earthworm look, though, more power to you. Personally, I (+ plenty others) prefer a robust, shiny mushroom head.
Hoodlover
You’re still in the minority. Only 15% of the world is cut, and most of those are not cut by choice.
My beard grows back, my foreskin won’t, unfortunately.
If you prefer the dried out gray cock, go for it. But let everyone choose what they prefer.
Jaroslaw
So I was born near sighted – couldn’t see anything past 6 ” – nature intended me not to see?
Jaroslaw
so if one is born with a defect, such as vision impairment and you need glasses, nature intended you not to see?
Brandon
@Jaroslaw
It’s ridiculous to compare foreskins to birth defect such as vision impairments. Its how all males are born. Its a natural as having eyebrows or 10 fingers. Circumsizing a boy is simply to fit social/religious rules more than anything. Its like snipping a Great Dane puppy’s ears so they stand erect @ all times or bobbing a Clysdale colt’s tail for fashion. Neither r defects in their natural form but some view modifications as astetically pleasing while others veiw it as immoral. I love that Im cut, but not being cut is in no way a defect.
Hoodlover
Not being cut is the natural way. It is properly called “intact”. Saying “uncut” implies that cut is the proper state.
I hate being cut. I hate not having the choice. I can’t become intact. That’s what’s immoral.
Cam
Paul said “”Paul Raposo
Well, considering that American males are the larget uses of Viagra in the entire wirld; clearly something is a miss with American cocks.””
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Paul, if you look up some information, Viagra has enormous sales in Canada, England, China, Europe..basically anyplace people can afford it. It was just a silly comment to make. i’m sure you neglected to mention that American men also have the lowest incidence of penile cancer in the world.
fredo777
My penis is anything but dry. It’s shiny + wonderful, thanks.
Also, it being more of a rarity just means it’s all that more special. Btw, one can get a procedure done to restore a foreskin of sorts, though I have no idea why they’d want to.
Hoodlover
And one of the highest rates of HIV infection. And penile cancer rates worldwide are something like 1 in 100,000. While deaths from circumcision is 10x that. Kill them early and they won’t get penile cancer.
And you obviously know nothing about the foreskin. It can’t be restored. It can be imitated, but you can’t replace the 20,000 nerve endings or the intricate structures of the foreskin.
Darth Paul
Christ, you tittybabies have some serious insecurities and issues with your masculinity if you’re caught up on NOT-having a foreskin and whining about circumcision being ‘immoral’.
The fact of the matter is that being cut makes hygiene MUCH easier, and you’re in total denial if you think little boys have the sense to keep it all clean down there. I’d sooner have my kid clean(er) than risking cheesy knob-rot over some idiotic vanity.
Jaroslaw
Brandon – I am only pointing out “as nature intended” is a very simplistic comment. “Nature” does a lot of things, such as gives people all kinds of diseases – some are a result of our exposure to things in our industrial society, but the ancient Egyptians performed brain surgery of sorts – so disease is nothing new. And it is oh so NATURAL.
There was a topic on this very blog in fact, that circumsized men have less aids? less cancer? I forget.
I already said that I would not choose to be cut or do it to any boys I may eventually have.
princedeligne
I like penises cut AND uncut. Why is everyone so dam picky? A beautiful cock is a beautiful cock. Sure, most American born men are circumcised so I can understand preferring what you are familiar with, but, what do these men do when they travel to Europe, Latin America or some parts of Asia where the majority of men are uncircumcised?
The faux hood is really stupid. Save your money and go to a therapist instead.
Hoodlover
I guess you don’t know how to take a shower Darth. Little boys don’t need to clean down there – their foreskin is attached to their glans, and there’s nothing that can get in there. Again, an ignorant pro-circumcision troll who knows nothing about the anatomy of the penis.
Paul Raposo
diago, I found the numbers while doing some research for an argument with another person I know who is horribly anti-foreskin. And who, not oddly enough, uses Viagra.
PFIZER INC SEGMENT/PRODUCT REVENUES FOURTH QUARTER 2007 (UNAUDITED) (millions of dollars)
VIAGRA
WORLDWIDE
2007 2006
498 450
U.S.
2007 2006
220 222
INTERNATIONAL
2007 2006
278 228
As you can see from these numbers, in 2007 US males spent 220 million on Viagra; while the rest of the world’s males spent 278 million.
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fredo777
Who gives a shit, hoodlover?
I don’t need to study penises to know what is more aesthetically pleasing. For me, that is a cut penis. Period.
Paul Raposo
Paul, if you look up some information, Viagra has enormous sales in Canada, England, China, Europe..basically anyplace people can afford it.
And if you look at the info I posted above, Cam, you would see that American males use almost 80% as much Viagra as the rest of the countries where the drug is available combined.
US males make up over 44% of Viagra world wide sales; even though US males only make up approximately 144.4 million of the world’s male popuation, (I’m not sure what the number of US males would be minus males under the age of 18). There are approximately 2,174,605,518 (Males aged 15-64) in the world.
It was just a silly comment to make.
Hardly. It was quite relevant.
i’m sure you neglected to mention that American men also have the lowest incidence of penile cancer in the world.
If circ is a barrier against PE, then why does it occur in the US, Cam?
Note: Estimated new cases and deaths from penile (and other male genital) cancer in the United States in 2008:[1]
* New cases: 1,250
* Deaths: 290
RISK FACTORS
Penile cancer is rare in most developed nations, including the United States, where the rate is less than 1 per 100,000 men per year. Some studies suggest an association between human papillomavirus (HPV) infection and penile cancer. Observational studies have shown a lower prevalence of penile HPV in men who have been circumcised (odds ratio = 0.37; 95% confidence interval, 0.16–0.85). Some, but not all, observational studies also suggest that male newborn circumcision is associated with a decreased risk of penile cancer. According to published data, if the relationship is causal, the number needed to treat was about 909 circumcisions to prevent a single case of invasive penile cancer.
However, in the UK where circ is rare:
*There are around 400 cases of penile cancer every year in the United Kingdom. By contrast, there are some 35,000 cases of prostate cancer in the UK each year.
*One of the rarest of cancers, it accounts for an average of 100 deaths a year, equivalent 0.07 per cent of the total for all cancers.
*Some 86 per cent of cases occur in men aged 50 and over.
*Potential causes include smoking, a weakened immune system and poor hygiene.
Paul Raposo
If you dig the whole withery earthworm look, though, more power to you. Personally, I (+ plenty others) prefer a robust, shiny mushroom head.
And we all have one, when we retract our foreskin, Fredo. And there in lies the rub–we have the option of retracting our foreskin. You have nothing.
Also, it being more of a rarity just means it’s all that more special.
Unless you plan to leave the US, your penis is dead common.
Btw, one can get a procedure done to restore a foreskin of sorts, though I have no idea why they’d want to.
Protection; moisture retention; softening of the glans; increased sensitivity; ease of masturbation; a smoother sensation as the skin glides back and forth during intercourse.
fredo777
Yawn.
I’m aware that you have the “option” of rolling those things back. I’ve seen uncut ones before, obviously. Still not impressed enough with the nifty features of an uncut penis to justify the looks of them, which I find unappealing.
It’s a matter of personal preference. Don’t get so testy (pun intended) about your genitals.
Paul Raposo
I’m aware that you have the “option” of rolling those things back.
Oh! Your comments made you seem ignorant, so I had decided to drop some science on you. Glad to see you haven’t lived an entirely sheltered life.
I’ve seen uncut ones before, obviously.
Lucky you.
Drop the repellent personalty and maybe one day you’ll be lucky enough to actually play with one.
Still not impressed enough with the nifty features of an uncut penis to justify the looks of them, which I find unappealing.
Well, if you want to stick with the one-trick-pony cut cock, go ahead.
It’s a matter of personal preference. Don’t get so testy (pun intended) about your genitals.
Odd, coming from a man who came out slagging uncut men. No one is more obsessed about foreskins than people who hate foreskins.
fredo777
* personality
Feh. I have no interest in playing with an uncut one, thanks.
As for the last comment, I really don’t lose sleep over anyone’s dick, cut or otherwise. I have always preferred the look of a cut penis + likely always will. Shame you can’t take a joke about the shape of your weiner.
Paul Raposo
Feh. I have no interest in playing with an uncut one, thanks.
I understand. Beggars can’t be choosers.
…I really don’t lose sleep over anyone’s dick, cut or otherwise.
Um…yeah, ok.
I have always preferred the look of a cut penis + likely always will.
Boring is, as boring does.
Shame you can’t take a joke about the shape of your weiner.
*wiener
You’re right. There’s nothing funnier than strapping a newborn down on a circumstraint–or as they like to call them, a Neonatal Immobilizer–and cutting into his healthy body. Loads of fun for the whole family.
brad
Gross!
fredo777
Cry me a fuckin’ river.
Nobody said that circumcising a baby was “funny”. You sound dangerously similar to the wing-nuts who call pro-choicers “baby killers”, btw.
Anyway, I doubt I suffered any trauma from having a little skin snipped off my winkie twenty-some years ago. I’m quite glad over the end result, that’s for sure.
This conversation bores me.
Enjoy your anteater.
Paul Raposo
Cry me a fuckin’ river.
I’m sure that’s what the doctor said, while cutting into you.
Nobody said that circumcising a baby was “funny”.
I’m glad you realize it is not.
You sound dangerously similar to the wing-nuts who call pro-choicers “baby killers”, btw.
Not baby killers–baby cutters.
But much like the pro-choice crowd, I am pro-choice–when it comes to circ. Let the male who owns the penis decide if it should be cut–or not.
Anyway, I doubt I suffered any trauma from having a little skin snipped off my winkie twenty-some years ago.
How do you know, if you’ve never experienced a foreskin?
I’m quite glad over the end result, that’s for sure.
Again, how do you know, if you’ve never experienced a foreskin?
This conversation bores me.
A half wit is better than no wit at all, Fredo.
Enjoy your anteater.
Enjoy your Viagra.
nikko
I’m uncut, and I’m glad that I am. True, I don’t like the look of the tip when limp either but that’s ok, cause when Willie rises, out pops his lovely head. And as for hygiene? No prob. When washing, just pull foreskin back and suds away. Now that’s not too hard, is it Darth Paul???
nikko
And another thing. Why not let circumcision be a matter for the adult male to choose and not impose it on him when he’s a child?
fredo777
– admires his lovely, circumcised penis –
Paul Raposo
admires his lovely, circumcised penis
Because no one else will.
fredo777
haha
You can keep making insinuations that I’m somehow desperate or can’t get dick, etc.
Really don’t give a shit. I’m the cat’s meow, baby.
Hoodlover
Gee, my cat meows a lot when taking a shit…
fredo777
Oh, that was suuuch a reach.
– man with big hooked cane comes to drag you off stage –
– audience cheers appreciatively –
Paul Raposo
You can keep making insinuations that I’m somehow desperate or can’t get dick, etc.
Oh! So you’re actually a slut, gagging for cock at the drop of a hat–or pants?
Really don’t give a shit. I’m the cat’s meow, baby.
What Hoodlover wrote.
fredo777
– crowd boos, hisses, + throws over-ripe tomatoes at you –
– man with hook returns to pull you off stage –
Paul Raposo
crowd boos, hisses, + throws over-ripe tomatoes at you
Why would the crowd bring over ripe tomatoes with them?
fredo777
Why wouldn’t the crowd bring over-ripe tomatoes with them?
No, actually, we handed them out at the door.
Paul Raposo
Why wouldn’t the crowd bring over-ripe tomatoes with them?
Because their hands would be full carrying their bananas and feces.
No, actually, we handed them out at the door.
Along with the Viagra–and the ExtenZe.
fredo777
Oh, you.
– purses lips + looks at you with restrained amusement –
Paul Raposo
purses lips + looks at you with restrained amusement
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
–Alexander Pope
fredo777
haha
Alexander. That’s a girly-man name.
Paul Raposo
Alexander. That’s a girly-man name.
Yeah. Much better to be named after the weakest of the Corleone children.
fredo777
Bah.
I’m not named after that character, actually. So, hesh up.
Yes, hesh.
nikko
Ok, guys, this has gotten ugly…no need for this.
Paul Raposo
I’m not named after that character, actually. So, hesh up.
Sorry. I didn’t realize you were named after the pasta dish.
fredo777
Of course I am.
Hot, creamy, + go down much better with a glass of wine.
Paul Raposo
Hot, creamy, + go down much better with a glass of wine.
As much as it pains me to write this; I’ll concede this one to you. Witty and well played.
fredo777
Well, shucks.
I appreciate it. ; )
Hugh7
“you neglected to mention that American men also have the lowest incidence of penile cancer in the world.”
Simply not true. It’s lower in Denmark, where they hardly circumcise at all.
Fags Need to DIE
All you fags stfu, circumcision is the best thing since oxygen, it is pleasing to the ladies! I won’t visit this site anymore, so email me at [email protected] if you want to inform me upon something.
Trent G
🙁 I think the point of this forum is to talk about fake foreskins. Anyway, all of you have valid points. While being circumcised does make things a lot easier to clean, doing it for just the sake of cleanliness is lazy. Tell yourselves different, if you want. To do it for religious reasons just for the sake of doing it goes against the moral. God gave you something, so you want to slice it off? That’s a slap in the face, no matter what anyy Bible says. Because as we all know, God didn’t create the bible, men with agendas did. To do it for traditional… What tradition? To cause pain to your NOW pubescent son? To prove that he’s a man? He’s got a dick, that’s man enough. Pleasing to the ladies… It can be, while it being rough to the walls of the vagina. But too much roughness to the vagina can cause vaginal prolapse, and that is some serious shit. The foreskin acts like a barrier for protection and comfort. Not something to be removed. Preventative measures… Yes, it can prevent a lot of penile diseases, but so can washing. Properly washing, not just throwing some some down there, you actually have to wash it. And to say that little boys aren’t clean is true. However, if they aren’t listening to you when you say “go wash”, that’s disrespectful to you. And that calls for discipline. Unless you don’t know how, then that goes back to being lazy and not seeming* to give a crap. [email protected] , Fags don’t need to die, just the people who have them. It’s the straight people that keep making gay kids, right? Not the gay people:) Nah, I’m just joking, I personally don’t care considering that I’m not affected. But what I do care about… is not my masculinity, because I know that I am a male, it’s the lack of true rational thought behind the circumcision. The lack of consent from the child who is still considered a child/minor until the ripe age of 18. What is sexual abuse? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse sexual assault followed by mutilation 🙁 Yeah, that’s what your Mohel prescribed, a big slice of dick mutilation.
fredo777
Ouch. I would like to humbly apologize for the heinously immature way I was acting eight years ago in my original responses to this topic. First of all, I find intact penises as beautiful as — sometimes, more than — circumcised ones. Secondly, I would not opt to circumcise my own son, should I ever have one. That is something he should have the choice to live with or not + I would not take that away from him. Finally, I can attest to the fact that years of direct contact with fabric/underwear certainly does decrease the sensitivity of your penis, which is a shame, to say the least. What started out as my trying to be irreverent + witty ended up as just obnoxious + ignorant. Luckily, I happened across this post so that I could share how my views on the subject have since matured.
@Hoodlover:
@Paul Raposo: