Wandering eyes almost got one Reddit user into trouble recently, and now he’s wondering how to handle being caught checking a guy out.
This user, whom we’ll dub Looky Lou, said he was walking up a flight of stairs at a train station when an older gentleman breezed past him. And Lou took the opportunity to take a look at this gent’s caboose.
“Unbeknownst to me, his son was behind me, and as he passed me, the next thing I heard was the kid say, ‘Dad, that dude’s looking at your a**.’ I clearly wasn’t being as subtle as I thought,” Lou recalled. “I could hear them having a laugh about it as they walked away. Thankfully, [there] didn’t seem to be any harm done by it, but [I’m] kind of worried that someone more homophobic might have hit me or something.”
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Commenters on Lou’s post offered tips for that scenarios, some of which were more helpful than others. (After one person said, “Lick your lips,” another replied, “Literally the worst advice.”)
Multiple Reddit users said smiling is the best strategy. “People get stared at all the time in public,” said one. “As long as you aren’t locking eyes with strange men and staring them down that way, they won’t think you’re trying to start something. And for goodness’ sake, if you get caught, smile. It means you’re not trying to start something by staring at them.”
Added another: “It’s always flattering being checked out, so you shouldn’t be ashamed of doing it, as long as you’re not a total creep about it. As someone said here, just smile.”
One guy puts his “bushy” eyebrows into service in these situations. “I worked in a mall during my semester break. Lots of hot guys,” he said. “There’s this cop who always removes misbehaving people, and I’d always check him out. He caught me finally, and I just raised my eyebrows (I have two bushy ones) quickly almost like a question, and he just laughed.”
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Other commenters just told Lou not to stress. “Men size each other up all the time, and attractive people get more looks in public,” one wrote. “I wouldn’t think anything about it.”
Another added, “It’s flattering. I’m guessing he took it that way. I’ve always loved when people look at me that way (which is more past tense than present these days). I wouldn’t worry about it.”
Another tactic, according to commenters on the thread, is to “play it off” with a canned line. They offered examples:
“Do I know you from somewhere? You look familiar!”
“Wow, where’d you get those cool pants?”
“I’ve been trying to get stronger gluts/calves/back muscles. But nothing I seem to do works. I’m just wondering what you do.”
But one Redditor gave Lou a reality check about the daddy at the train station: “If he’s old enough to have a kid old enough to say that, he’s grateful he and his a** are still getting looks.”
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What do you do? Ask for his phone number silly.
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What do you do?
Ask for his phone number silly.
jt1990
Years ago at the grocery store, a manager caught me checking several guys out. I didn’t even know how to use a cash register at the time, as I worked in the back unloading trucks. To be fair, they asked me to check them out when the lines got too long. After I quit drinking at work, I managed to not wander from my area so often.
bachy
If someone catches me checking them out, I find that giving them a yearning look, inserting my middle finger in my mouth and slurping noisily on it can be very effective.
But if you can’t pull that off in a ‘classy’ way, forget it!
AuntieXhrist
‘Classy’ ‘class act’ etc are so crude and déclassé used by Sportswriters, and churls.
BenBenXR
‘Churl’ will be my Word of the Week. Maybe of the month. You go, churl.
CityguyUSA
Just look away it’s doesn’t deserve this much attention.
wcm76
Sounds to me like someone is still a bit of a closet case considering he’s scared of checking a guy out.
Oranos
I’m fairly certain it is way less dangerous these days than it would have been as recently as, say, 1990. Definitely something one had to be careful of if it was 1960, unless you were in one of the gay meccas, such as LA or San Francisco.
These days, it seems straight guys – especially younger ones – find it more a compliment to realize that they’re attractive to both sexes. Obviously, geographic location counts. One would still want to be careful of one’s surroundings, but otherwise, I’d think it not much more than embarrassing to be caught checking out a guy, although given how self-conscious men are about being in shape, being checked out by another guy isn’t that big a deal. Straight guys these days check each other out all the time, just to “size up” how they compare to other guys.
Me2
I wouldn’t make a big deal out of it. As long as you’re not staring or visibly lusting or being disrespectful, no one knows why you looked at them. I see a many of plump posterior’s and beautifuly worked out thighs on a daily basis. I’m sure many people and bystanders have seen me glancing back for a better/
another look.
Chrisk
Depends on how old you are and good-looking as well. If an oldl/ugly guy does it it’s considered creepy and sometimes even sexual assault. If a good-looking guy does it’s generally approved. I mean who doesn’t like to be checked out by a hot guy.
Check the mirror before attempting.
Rock Star
I actually love being caught. It’s so exciting!
If they are attractive I just go up to them and start kissing them all over and then I grab their basket and and give it a good squeeze but not too hard. I just automatically do this.
And I get away with it because in my own mind I think I’m famous and they believe it as I push them down on their knees or I go down on my knees depending….
I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. LMAO.
Invader7
Just own it. Smile ,flirt and ask for his cell # !!!