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Finally! A Chart For Measuring Dick Size And Shape!

It’s not only Enrique Iglesias that’s obsessed with penis size. Entire countries have been built around preoccupations with dick size (the United States for example). So instead of wondering how your dick measures up to others, let Manhunt help you out with this handy dandy chart. What are you packing? Which do you prefer and why?

Life is like a banana market filled with sticky produce… that occasionally spits at you, slaps you in the face, and calls you “a rancid buttslut.” Charming.

On:           Jul 28, 2011
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    • Riiight

      Interesting, button is six inches, roughly the national average. Someone has been spending too much time around porn stars.

      Jul 28, 2011 at 5:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riiight

      Scratch that , it’s 6.5, bigger than the national average.

      Jul 28, 2011 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim

      I think Edward Tufte will have quite a few things to say about this chart.

      Jul 28, 2011 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike


      Jul 28, 2011 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • patrick L

      Grow up, literally!

      Jul 28, 2011 at 5:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro

      Amusing and rather what we need amid all the foul and depressing news of this week.

      Jul 28, 2011 at 9:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark

      kind of ridiculous to start at 6 inches! I agree, too much porn!

      Jul 28, 2011 at 11:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben K.

      And gays want to be taken seriously.

      Jul 28, 2011 at 11:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt

      If the shortest of those is 6.5″, then it seems like they’re all too wide to be of any practical use.

      Jul 28, 2011 at 11:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito

      Oh please. Stop all this “PC” crap. 99% of gay men want the Donkey Dick.

      Jul 29, 2011 at 12:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben K.

      @christopher di spirito: As gay medical student I would highly advise to start buying shares in adult diaper companies because anal incontinence is massively on the rise. No joke!


      Jul 29, 2011 at 12:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • xander

      @Ben K. : You get your medical info from dailymotion, Lol? Adult incontinence is indeed on the rise, yes, but that’s because more people are living longer, and not because of teh buttseks. But you’re still spot on about the shares!

      Jul 29, 2011 at 12:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben K.

      No, Dr Luiz Sanz is welll known around at Georgetown University, he was just featured Medical Encyclopaedia clip.

      Not all humans are not shape alike around the butt area, equally the importance size of entering object. Since butthole was created to only have one-way traffic. It’s only last couple of decades people are studying underlying cause of internal sphincter dilation and soiling.

      Highly active size queens/ fisters need to pay attention.

      Jul 29, 2011 at 2:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt

      How do I ask this…

      Pardon my ample ignorance on the subject, but when my bathtub drain leaks, I put a plug in it. Does the same general idea not work on the human body?

      Jul 29, 2011 at 2:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JayKay

      This is so fucking stupid. 6.5″ isn’t a button, it’s average. Size doesn’t matter anyway. Whatever shallow, dumbshit size queen put this together must be stretched out like the sleeve of a 10 year-old sweater.

      Jul 29, 2011 at 4:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AedanRoberts


      Agreed absolutely. Seriously. And by the way- the national average isn’t 6″- it’s 5.5″.

      And that’s average! As in when I see a 5.5 inch cock- as long as it isn’t too thin it looks very sexy and plenty long. Honestly- anything longer than 7″ enters into Donkey Dick territory and I gotta say it becomes unruly and hard to work with. Seriously. This list was absolutely stupid.

      Jul 29, 2011 at 11:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Guillermo3

      @Taliaferro: Taliaferro?Pronounced”Tolliver”?Virginia?

      Jul 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John

      I haaaaaate My dick it’s thin and veiny and covered in fordyce spots :(

      Jul 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dallas David

      An old friend of mine used to say,

      There are
      good ol’ big ones, and
      big ol’ good ones.
      But anything over a mouthful and two handfuls is a waste.

      IMHO though, as long as it’s working and feels good,
      fine by me.

      Jul 29, 2011 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Honk

      @John: You and a billion other guys.

      Jul 30, 2011 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick

      This “chart” (more like a closet-case’s porn fantasy) is infuriating. How many people have 9.5″ dicks? Not that many. FFS, dick comes in many different shapes, colors, and sizes, and most of them aren’t huge. Is it any wonder why gay men have a weird “body dismorphia” when it comes to their own dicks? God forbid if you have an average dick — you are inadequate and undesirable. It looks like my average dick and I aren’t wanted here at this queerty. Fuck this chart.

      Jul 30, 2011 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brandon

      haha are ya’ll really upset by this? jesus. you cant do anything nowadays bc no one has a sense of humor anymore. no wonder most gay men are so uptight. take a joke. and this is coming from a 24 year old. grow up.

      Jul 31, 2011 at 7:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • randy


      Wow you sound seriously pissed over a dumb harmless chart…you must be a member of the baby button club lmao

      Jul 31, 2011 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh

      I think it’s fair to say that porn is actively ruining society as a whole’s perception of normal sex. Not only does it encourage incredible body dysmorphia, but it’s so misogynistic too. Gay porn can be even worse than straight porn sometimes…the receiver’s pleasure is never treated with the same importance of the giver’s.

      Aug 2, 2011 at 4:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • x

      @Josh: Spring days can be even worse than summer days. I know, I’ve experienced spring. I think I’m pretty much the only one who has. Have YOU ever lived through a spring day? That’s what I thought.

      I’ve also noticed that spring days are getting hotter and hotter. I think they’re getting irreversibly hotter. I’ve kept a record for five years, in one town in one state, and that’s what I’ve noticed.

      Aug 2, 2011 at 5:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ronnie

      DAMN GUYS! C’mon get a sense of humor… this chart was put together by Manhunt.net! As I’m sure everyone knows, Manhunt and it’s members follow a strict rule of honesty in all things… including the exact and honest size of all members penis size info which not suprising on the Manchat.net site the average penis size is 9″! (of course this is just my equally ridiculous and unscientific survey based on … nothing)

      Aug 2, 2011 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • georgemed222

      Penis size, penis shape – they’re important and it’s natural for men to concentrate on them – but too many guys concentrate on them to the exclusion of focusing on more important issues – such as the health of their penises. Men should take steps to ensure better penis health, including using a first rate penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil). The best creams will include a wide range of vitamins (A, B5, C, D and E), which, being applied through a topical cream can more directly benefit the penis. It’s also good to choose a cream with L-arginine, which helps in the process of keeping penis blood vessels open.

      Jul 12, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark Behar

      Stupid, unrealistic Manhunt chart. Most penises are not pink, and the range of colors is as great as the size, width and appearance. Note how flawed the actual “chart” depicts the penis and scrotum. The distance from 6″ to 0 (the base) is disproportionate to that above 6″. “Growers” and “showers” may be categorized for each penis type as well. For those interested in the evolutionary basis for why the penis looks like it does, check this out: “WHY IS THE PENIS SHAPED LIKE THAT? …And Other Reflections on Being Human” by Jesse Bering, July 7, 2012, Scientific American.

      For the medical folks who commented on increased incontinence for those who enjoy bottoming with big penises, there may be a correlation, but it does not reflect causation. Vigorous sex without gentle entry, inadequate lubrication, etc. may cause anal trauma including fissures, fistula, abscesses, scaring, and increased risk of anal dysplasia and cancer. This may increase risk of damage to the sphincter. However, normal aging and nerve dysfunction down there without any history of anal trauma also causes incontinence. And yes, as a GLMA member and gay men’s health & STD expert since the 1980s, I have seen a lot of dicks, and anuses. –Mark P. Behar, PA-C (http://www.allexperts.com/expert.cgi?m=12&catID=2106&expID=76704)

      Jul 25, 2016 at 8:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crowebobby

      I’ve been obsessed with dicks for 60 of my nearly 80 years and I can probably count on my two hands the number of really “pretty” dicks I’ve seen. Thousands of exciting ones, but the actually pretty ones are incredibly rare. (And of course “pretty” in size and shape is a subjective judgement.)

      Sep 3, 2016 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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