You just knew that when sexy Congressional Representative Anthony Weiner’s full-frontal pics surfaced, someone was casting a porn version of the scandal in his head.
Well that someone worked for Jet Set Men and the resulting gay porn is called Anthony’s Weener.
The film features Lucky Daniels as “Anthony Wheiner,” Angel Rock as conservative sleazemonger “Andrew Breitpart,” (a poke at right-wing media pundit Andrew Breibart) and vers tattooed thug Ricky Sinz as “Speaker Bohner.” It also features glory holes, toilet trampery, and some character named “pizza delivery hunk” (because it’s not a real porno unless someone fucks the pizza delivery guy).
Now if only the real Speaker Boehner had a lean torso and a rock-hard ass. We might start tuning into CSPAN more often.
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BubbasBack
Lucky don´t look like Weiner (Burp).
Jim Hlavac
You folks do realize the Breitbart is rather gay-friendly don’t you? And he’s certain not mongering sleaze against us; and in fact, seems to rather just not care.
fredo777
You should have made that little header “Part Imitates Life”. As in, “private part”.
Damn, I’m witty.
Little Kiwi
@Jim, Breitbart is as “Gay-Friendly” as GOProud is – which is to say it’s only “gay friendly” in the sense that they wont’ actively hate you if you’re a white right-wing homosexual who castrates yourself as a peace-offering to the GOP.
Breitbart is a racist, and is indeed anti-gay: that he’s managed to work with GOProud doesn’t make him gay-friendly – GOProud sucks up to Ann Coulter and base their entire sense of identity on how “not Gay” they think they are. They’re idiots.
That said, I’m still depressed by “Weinergate” – this was without question the tamest, lamest “sex-scandal” in recent memory.
http://youtu.be/R_OIjGKXrkU
Ted B. (Charging Rhino)
(because it’s not a real porno unless someone fucks the pizza delivery guy)
True, true, so very true.
And Washington DC is one of the epicenters of delivery pizza to the point that the White House, the Capitol office buildings and certain national security agencies actually have official policies about mass-orderings of late-night delivery pizza during crises. They have to spread-out the orders between pizza places and to what gates or entrances the deliveries are made to reduce the chance that someone tips off the Press that somethings-up at the White House, etc… And it’s not just the Press that actually monitors this, so do some of the foreign intelligence services watching for all-nighters.
Timothy
Lucky is hot! He’s a perfect fit for Weiner.
Sans Bitch
have you seen the crap “gay porn director / Super Hero Wannabe” Chris Steele squeezes out? Steele is no Axel Braun, not by a long shot. A gay man would do better renting Axel Braun’s straight porn parody Spider-Man XXX with the lovely lovely Xander Corvus than sitting through Chris Steele’s shit.
TomTom
Isnt Trevor Knight in this movies? Wheres his pictures? Or the rest of the cast?
Lewis
I love gay porn parodies. All those straight parody movies are corny with stupid dialogue. They are nothing like Jersey Score, they don’t come close even with a rented batmobile. Can’t wait to see this!
Inquiring Minds
Between acting as Sean Lockhart’s internet protector and doing “investigations” into shady dealings in the gay porn awards, you have to wonder how Chris Steele finds the time to actually squeeze out another shit video.
Be my quest, go out and rent a Chris Steele video, you won’t ever make the mistake of wasting your time watching more than one of them.
Colin Breke
This is a great idea for a parody…but it’s too bad Chris Steele can’t direct his way out of a paper bag. Unless you like getting sea sick and watching limp-dicked str8 guys have sex, you might wanna avoid this one (and all other Jet Set “parodies”).
robro
wow what a sweeping judgement colin.
its weird that so many people are loving this movie and its on all the blogs.
i guess if we believe “colin breke” then i guess chris steeles other parody that made cnn and tmz was a “make a wish” come true.
what i would avoid is those studios who keep using the same old exclusive for the last 10 years.
robro
@TomTom: you can see the full cast shots on gayporndirt.com
Rudy P
GENIUS!!!
Sans Bitch
how many people ran out and bought gay porn because they saw something about a gay porn parody on tmz or cnn? THIS is the lameness of it all … Axel Braun’s marketing strategy is based on pulling in fans of scifi and superhero movies who are such fans of “the original source material”, they will have to see a campy straight porn parody. Chris Steele’s strategy is based on aping Axel Braun but without having any clue or insight into why Axel Braun’s movies are successful.
Again, the proof is obvious from the results. Compare a trailer for any Axel Braun movie to what JetSet and Chris Steele are cranking out. And, take note, the only person in the worldwide world of gay adult convinced that gay porn parodies are the secret of life is Chris Steele.
benjy
hi
robro
#sans bitch
if you want to compare both gay and straight marketing and production against each other thats your deal, but they are two different to do so and shouldn’t be. When you compare Braun to a gay director is nonsense. You comments really represent some personal dislike toward this gay director Steele and the agenda in your comment speaks volumes.
The public will decide that the entertainment value is after they see this movie but you haven’t and you already judge the production based on not even seeing it which again speaks of your character.
To conclude if a movie gets profiled on tmz and cnn gives a huge props to a studio and director that the movie is going something right but you don’t see that which is fine you have your opinion.
Good Day.
Jerry
That Lucky Daniels boy is damn hot! I already love Ricky Sinz from his army movie and the Last Man movies so I will be looking out for this one at the gay shop I go to on the weekends. Thank you for telling me about it.
Bob
Someone sounds jealous of Chris Steele.
Jose
Genius concept. Sounds funny.
DC Democrat
I would love to be a fly on the wall when former Congressman Weiner secretly rents this movie and watches it in his bedroom. Maybe he will take some more phone pics and put them up on his Twitter account again. 🙂
robro
XXFactor sure does love the newest gay xxx parody from Chris Steele and Jet Set Men:
http://www.xxfactor.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2506&Itemid=0
Sans Bitch
Queerty should do a post on how Axel Braun is pulling in the Gays to his straight porn parodies with pretty boys like Xander Corvus (Spider-Mann xxx) and Seth Gamble (Star Wars XXX). Seth Gamble started out the gate doing gay porn for College Dudes 247.
“[In Spider-Man xxx] … The one nod director and comic fan Axel Braun makes toward the movie versions of Spider-Man is the upside-down kiss: In his version, it’s a 20-minute upside-down blowjob. (Major kudos to Corvus for being able to pull that scene off.)” AVN
Tracy
Axel Braun movies suck ass. If you want to see that ugly hippie Evan Stone or any of the other same 5 old dudes in movies again like that nausiating fat dude Ron Jeremy then sure watch one of those awful cornball Braun movies. Who cares if a dude hung upside down. Watch Avatar XXX and you’ll see a blue mess of craptastic junk that Braun is famous for. The guys are dogs and no gay men are watching that crap. You’re just jealous that another parody is getting real attention beecause of it’s content and ingenuity not by ridiculous corny pranks or million dollar celebrity offers.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/anthony-weiner-gets-the-gay-porn-parody-treatment
http://gawker.com/5847739/anthony-weiner-gets-the-gay-porn-parody-he-deserves
http://gothamist.com/2011/10/07/anthonys_weener_gay_porno_is_exactl.php