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Finally! The Nude Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo We’ve All Been Waiting For

Screen shot 2014-06-25 at 8.45.23 AMCristiano Ronaldo has never been shy about showing off his scorching hot bod. A simple Google image search yields pages and pages (and pages and pages!) of shirtless photos of the 29-year-old Portuguese soccer star both on and off the field. He’s also been snapped in his swim trunks on a number of occasions. But he’s always been careful about keeping his man bits covered… Until now.

“This is kind of scandalous,” Jimmy Kimmel announced on his show last night. “We have obtained the first-ever nude photograph of Ronaldo with his shorts off.”

The audience, naturally, went wild.

Then came the photo the world’s been waiting for since Ronaldo first made his international debut in 2003.

Check out the clip below.

On:           Jun 25, 2014
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    • Captain proton


      Jun 25, 2014 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tookietookie123

      This isn’t even funny, this is cruel borderline inhumane.

      Jun 25, 2014 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BigRedEO

      Puh-leaze!! There’s been nude pictures of him online for YEARS!

      Jun 25, 2014 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy


      Jun 25, 2014 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DuMaurier

      I was expecting a baby pic so this was less creepy and kind of funny, but I also agree with Tookietookie123–not nice! (And I don’t think the “real” nude pics of him we’ve seen are, how you say, real)

      Jun 25, 2014 at 7:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • willingtotry

      I could sue for the misleading (lying) Ronaldo headline, but I am charitable and will tend my passion in other ways.

      Jun 26, 2014 at 2:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • willingtotry

      Lucky for the editors that they are protected by the Queerty Comment Policy

      Jun 26, 2014 at 2:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Faggot

      @BigRedEO: “Puh-leaze!! There’s been nude pictures of him online for YEARS!”

      BigRed, would you be able to document your source(s) please?

      There are none of Ronaldo with full frontal nudity. He may have disrobed, but there are no actual photos showing this.

      If you mean the Spanish Vogue Cover With Irina Shayk in May 2014, then yes, he might be nude. We don’t, however, know for sure because Miss Shayk is standing in front of him covering his body.

      So, still no glimpse of the Portuguese “pau,” although, who cares? The rest of him is beautiful enough. Gay men are ridiculously phallocentric and continually try to collect dick pics.

      Jun 26, 2014 at 4:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi Gee

      The comments here are so base and catty that they make the comments on Towleroad seem erudite.

      Jun 26, 2014 at 12:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bottom72

      Oh sweetheart don’t tease

      Jun 27, 2014 at 6:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scotshot

      “inhumane” All this false outrage over a joke pic. Are there to be mass protests over this? This is as stupid as the thought police among us today. Get real.

      Jul 2, 2014 at 1:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IanHunter

      He has had nude pics out for years now. You can find them on Google. Some of them are fakes but the ones on a nude beach definitely aren’t. He is gorgeous and definitely not a Ken doll.

      Jul 16, 2014 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wwerts1

      can’t see video it’s telling me the video id private :(

      Sep 3, 2014 at 7:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marc

      @Faggot: You claim gay men are ridiculously phallocentric . Is that in the same realm as straight guys always curious
      in seeing a hot woman’s body? If that is different, please explain. I actually agree with your post, however, that last sentence of yours was almost another issue and unnecessary.

      Sep 24, 2014 at 9:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NJjoe

      Video private? What a crock and disapointing.

      Oct 13, 2014 at 7:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pdxbda

      Queerty does it again…presents a video that’s “private” and not really available. It’s phoney journalism to present documentation that’s not there. Come on get the rights to show the stuff, otherwise it’s all bogus. You can do better Queerty.

      Jan 24, 2015 at 2:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • georgemed222

      But is it healthy? More men need to make use of a superior penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) in order to address issues such as dry/flaky skin, unpleasant odor, loss of sensation, etc.

      Feb 26, 2015 at 8:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bellamy

      Not my type; would rather he kept his clothes on.

      Apr 21, 2015 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • psevang17

      I have logged in two times but still can’t see the video! Why not? I want to see what I am missing!

      Sep 3, 2015 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • phil141250

      According to Youtube, the video is ‘Private’

      Aug 31, 2016 at 3:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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