Finally! The Nude Photo Of Cristiano Ronaldo We’ve All Been Waiting For

Screen shot 2014-06-25 at 8.45.23 AMCristiano Ronaldo has never been shy about showing off his scorching hot bod. A simple Google image search yields pages and pages (and pages and pages!) of shirtless photos of the 29-year-old Portuguese soccer star both on and off the field. He’s also been snapped in his swim trunks on a number of occasions. But he’s always been careful about keeping his man bits covered… Until now.

“This is kind of scandalous,” Jimmy Kimmel announced on his show last night. “We have obtained the first-ever nude photograph of Ronaldo with his shorts off.”

The audience, naturally, went wild.

Then came the photo the world’s been waiting for since Ronaldo first made his international debut in 2003.

Check out the clip below.


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  • Captain proton


  • Tookietookie123

    This isn’t even funny, this is cruel borderline inhumane.

  • BigRedEO

    Puh-leaze!! There’s been nude pictures of him online for YEARS!

  • Desert Boy


  • DuMaurier

    I was expecting a baby pic so this was less creepy and kind of funny, but I also agree with Tookietookie123–not nice! (And I don’t think the “real” nude pics of him we’ve seen are, how you say, real)

  • willingtotry

    I could sue for the misleading (lying) Ronaldo headline, but I am charitable and will tend my passion in other ways.

  • willingtotry

    Lucky for the editors that they are protected by the Queerty Comment Policy

  • Faggot

    @BigRedEO: “Puh-leaze!! There’s been nude pictures of him online for YEARS!”

    BigRed, would you be able to document your source(s) please?

    There are none of Ronaldo with full frontal nudity. He may have disrobed, but there are no actual photos showing this.

    If you mean the Spanish Vogue Cover With Irina Shayk in May 2014, then yes, he might be nude. We don’t, however, know for sure because Miss Shayk is standing in front of him covering his body.

    So, still no glimpse of the Portuguese “pau,” although, who cares? The rest of him is beautiful enough. Gay men are ridiculously phallocentric and continually try to collect dick pics.

  • Gigi Gee

    The comments here are so base and catty that they make the comments on Towleroad seem erudite.

  • bottom72

    Oh sweetheart don’t tease

  • scotshot

    “inhumane” All this false outrage over a joke pic. Are there to be mass protests over this? This is as stupid as the thought police among us today. Get real.

  • IanHunter

    He has had nude pics out for years now. You can find them on Google. Some of them are fakes but the ones on a nude beach definitely aren’t. He is gorgeous and definitely not a Ken doll.

  • wwerts1

    can’t see video it’s telling me the video id private :(

  • Marc

    @Faggot: You claim gay men are ridiculously phallocentric . Is that in the same realm as straight guys always curious
    in seeing a hot woman’s body? If that is different, please explain. I actually agree with your post, however, that last sentence of yours was almost another issue and unnecessary.

  • NJjoe

    Video private? What a crock and disapointing.

  • pdxbda

    Queerty does it again…presents a video that’s “private” and not really available. It’s phoney journalism to present documentation that’s not there. Come on get the rights to show the stuff, otherwise it’s all bogus. You can do better Queerty.

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  • Bellamy

    Not my type; would rather he kept his clothes on.

  • psevang17

    I have logged in two times but still can’t see the video! Why not? I want to see what I am missing!

  • phil141250

    According to Youtube, the video is ‘Private’

  • Jacques

    Why am I not to view the YouTube video? It tell me it’s private.

  • Arconcyyon

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