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Finally We Learn What It Means to Have Eric Massa ‘Snorkel’ You

By Queerty Staff March 14, 2010 at 1:03pm

Tickle fights and hair tussling. And then there was the snorkeling. But what, exactly, is this sexual activity that former Navy shipmate Peter Clarke accused Massa of doing? Put on your goggles.

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  • Qjersey

    and every “gay for pay” amateur website will be featuring snorkeling by next week.

    March 14, 2010 at 4:03pm
  • Pete

    I guess you have to be a incurable Manhattanite who has never been to a beach or the tropics to know what snorkeling is in the water. The breathing gear in the mouth itself is a snorkel, of laughable shape. How one can not easily figure out what the sexual activity of “snorkeling” may be suggest someone very boring and unimaginative in bed.

    March 14, 2010 at 9:03pm
  • B

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snorkeling has a series of sexual definitions, some pretty unlikely.

    March 15, 2010 at 3:03pm

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