If looks could kill

Find someone who looks at you the way Taron Egerton looks at Hugh Jackman

Collectively, the Internet has an insidious knack for making something out of nothing. This post is testament to that fact.

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To make a non-story short: people are obsessing over a GIF featuring actor Taron Egerton and Hugh Jackman, and they’re making a big to-do out of it.

It’s easy to see why: it looks like Egerton’s gazing longingly at his Eddie the Eagle co-star Hugh Jackman with something approximating bedroom eyes.

The headline alone is worth the price of admission:

I’ve never seen anyone say choke me daddy with their eyes.

And for once, we recommend reading the comments.

“Find someone who looks at you the way Taron Egerton looks at Hugh Jackman,” says one commentator.

“He is literally staring longingly at his lips,” says another. “That is so hot.”

Another: “He had to close his mouth to stop himself from licking his lips.”

On and on — you get the point.