Wait, has Zane Phillips been reading our diary?
One of the best reviewed films of the summer so far, Fire Island has brought a lot of attention to its dreamy queer stars, a cast of crush-worthy actors including Joel Kim Booster, Bowen Yang, and Matt Rogers (to name a few). Among them is the hunky Phillips—best known for The Vampire Diaries spin-off, Legacies—who’s making the most of the limelight, and throwing his name in the ring for a splashy new role: Hercules.
To paraphrase the great Mo’nique: We would like to see it!
A quick trigger warning to those who may be upset by the acknowledgment of the passage of time, but today marks the 25th anniversary of the Disney Animation classic, Hercules, a colorful, musical spin on the story of the titular demigod. To celebrate the occasion, the pop culture news account @BuzzingPop tweeted some throwback photos and posed the question: “Who would you like to see star in the live-action adaptation?”
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In a delightful move that has Fire Island fans freaking out, Phillips quote-tweeted the Hercules commemoration with four simple words: “Ok fine I volunteer.”
Ok fine I volunteer https://t.co/ncCjeTRxIy
— Zane Phillips (@zanityfair) June 13, 2022
Disney, are you listening? With that muscular physique, the sparkling blue eyes, and those comedy chops, we have no doubt Phillips is capable of going the distance. Sure, his alluring Fire Island character Dex was [spoiler alert] eventually exposed to be a bit of a creep, but the sexy star certainly has what it takes to go from zero to hero and play this mythically beautiful man.
By now, the Mouse House has given the live-action treatment to most of its Disney Renaissance oeuvre, so it’s only a matter of time before they do the same for Hercules. Besides, celebrities like Lizzo and Jennifer Hudson have already nominated themselves to play the film’s iconic quintet of singing Muses, so we’ve already got most of the casting sorted out already—we just need the greenlight.
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The only question remaining is, if Herc is played by a gay actor, does that mean the character can be queer, too? We’d hate to lose a love interest as incredible as Megara, but the sharp-witted charmer is basically a gay man anyway, so it’d be easy to gender-swap without losing the essence of “Meg.”
At any rate, a live-action Hercules is merely hearsay at this point, but the campaign starts now to get Phillips in the casting room when the time comes.
Still need more proof that Zane Phillips is the right guy to play Hercules? Take a look at some of his steamiest Instagram photos below (especially this first one, dressed in some appropriate costuming), and maybe then you’ll agree with us.
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CatholicXXX
He is LITERALLY the ONLY good thing about the FIP movie.
ONLY
abfab
Now THOSE are biceps worth writing about QUEERTY.
Diplomat
I’m not attracted to watch fire island but he is a complete fatal attraction on Legacies. He could easily ace the Hercules role w buns to spare.
Creamsicle
I really liked Fire Island and Zane’s performance in it. He was a good stealth villain, and his villainous behavior was believable. He’s also really hot.
Don’t know why there’s shade about Fire Island in these comments, but I really enjoyed what it did and the story that Joel Kim Booster decided to tell.
Topazme
Maybe he isn’t talking about Disney’s Hercules but Marvel’s Hercules who is infact gay in the comics and we are already getting Zeus in Thor Love and Thunder and Hercules is right around the corner in MCU
JPB
OMG! GIMMEEE!