Miley Cyrus revealed some tools vital to her de-stressing regimen while on the Bangerz tour this week, tweeting two pictures of what has now been identified as the “Hand of Adonis” dildo for fisting enthusiasts.
The 21-year-old pop goddess unabashedly flaunted the 16 1/2 inch (all insertable inches!) “extra large” and “ultra realistic” rubber arm touching her face and massaging her crotch area. #tourlife, she says.
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— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 4, 2014
There’s no telling just how much or how often Miley enjoys the “thick fingers” that provide “lots of sensation,” but rest easy knowing that whenever she does, she is doing so safely and comfortably. According to the manufacturer, the duck hand is “firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It’s also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment.”
“The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it,” the manufacturer guarantees. According to one satisfied reviewer, the tool is “not for beginners, unless you are hungry like I am.”
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— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 4, 2014
Coming soon: The “Adore You” directors cut, packed with salacious extras.
gauty
@buffy123: Don’t try to get it, it’s not worth your time. Also, extra brownie points for a Buffy username 🙂
bottom72
I find it isn’t firm enough I prefer more rigid toys.
offbeatoh86
They used one of those on “Mythbusters.” It was hard to explain to my family why I was laughing at the TV.
crazycorgi
No wonder why Liam Hemsworth broke up with her! Sure it must have felt like a hotdog in a hallway if she’s been using that on the regular!