Fisting Is Fashionable Again

Lee Alexander McQueen

Remember that nasty fashion blind item we posted a while ago? Well we had a couple readers write in to tell us that the real subject was not any one of the three we suggested, and was in fact Lee (“Alexander”) McQueen, who also happens to be the subject of this new, not-blind-at-all item. It all makes sense to us now.

From Popbitch:

The British fashion pack can always be relied on to start new trends. And this summer, the big new thing seems to be… fisting.

One young chap met Alexander McQueen on gaydar, and went round to his house. The two men got along famously until the designer revealed his thoughts on fisting. The lad got scared, made his excuses and left. Unfortunately, he left in such a hurry that McQueen’s dog chased and started to attack him. Cue much attention and generosity to the boy, in the hope that he wouldn’t report the beloved pooch.

Of course we do not stand by the truth of either of these tawdry rumors, but we don’t feel too guilty in propagating them.