OH LORD

Flamboyant Televangelist Describes When God Showered Him With Gold Glitter In An Elevator. Praise Be!

Screen Shot 2015-09-01 at 4.15.42 PM“It was like some kind of supernatural dump truck from heaven opened up over my head and literally the gold of heaven poured over the top of my head all the way right down to my feet and I was covered in gold. Not just a few specks — like millions. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say millions because I looked like I was painted with gold,” totally straight-acting Christian televangelist Joshua Mills tells the host of It’s Supernatural with Sid Roth.

“I wasn’t in that elevator, but I have seen you like that, and it is a sign and a wonder,” replies the host.

“It happens on occasion,” Joshua admits. “It’s just God’s glory.”

So send in your money, folks?

But Joshua’s demeanor, mixed with the fact that he’s talking about being covered in gold glitter, compounded by the brilliant production decision to create a reenactment of Josh’s brush with the heavens, means we really are seeing gold.

Comedy gold.

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