“It was like some kind of supernatural dump truck from heaven opened up over my head and literally the gold of heaven poured over the top of my head all the way right down to my feet and I was covered in gold. Not just a few specks — like millions. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say millions because I looked like I was painted with gold,” totally straight-acting Christian televangelist Joshua Mills tells the host of It’s Supernatural with Sid Roth.
“I wasn’t in that elevator, but I have seen you like that, and it is a sign and a wonder,” replies the host.
“It happens on occasion,” Joshua admits. “It’s just God’s glory.”
So send in your money, folks?
But Joshua’s demeanor, mixed with the fact that he’s talking about being covered in gold glitter, compounded by the brilliant production decision to create a reenactment of Josh’s brush with the heavens, means we really are seeing gold.
Comedy gold.
Watch below:
Stephen Meeks
Looks more like the good lord showered him with lots of gay fabulousness to me
Damian Healy
So, he got a golden shower in an elevator?
Is he sure it was God? Not some burly maintenance man called Keith?
I have my suspicions.
I can’t wait for the story where ‘God’ filled him with his heavenly goodness.
Alex Goodman
Linda Berardelli
Noel Hoklin
How gullible can people be?
Xzamilio
God’s golden shower of glory… I’m getting wet with righteousness.
Xzamilio
“It happens on occasion,” Joshua admits. “It’s just God’s glory.”
If it happens more than once, there might be a leak in Heaven, and God’s glory glitter must be seeping through that hole… God’s glory hole. I would love to have a golden shower of glitter from God’s glory hole.
Carlos Zuniga
OMG, he probably collided with some over-made up drag queen and didn’t notice cuz he was admiring her shoes!
David G. Abler
That was Zeus
Ives Meagher
You GO, pastor GURL!!!
Alex Goodman
Mark Hurley
Bauhaus
@Xzamilio:
The guy is just full of spunk, isn’t he?
Jonathonz
If that had have happened in NY nobody would have noticed. Par for the course here.
AJ Sarabia
Where are these people now to back up his story? *Crickets*
Neil Mason
He was going to the gay bar, or a Twilight Party. They just didn’t notice until he was in the elevator.
Todd W Stuart
Sluggo2007
What an asshole!!!!
Stache99
I think this girl got a golden shower alright. Just not the way she’s explaining it.
Demetrius Ballestracci
Oh gurl, stop trying to play off your love of golden showers! It’s ok to be kinky!
Ignacio Contreras
lol at these queens
Gary Hecklinger
Be ironic if he was in a schindler elevator lol
Gavin Hywel
Two words, Dramatic Reinactment.
Jose R Negron
Xzamilio
@Bauhaus: Yup… something tells me he can deep throat the fuck out of some spunk!!
Kevin Elsasser
What’s the name of his God? Liberace?
4of14
I have two more options. Vampire, or P.T. Barnum.
Brian Johnson-Frazier
That’s called a golden shower and… Yuck
David Harlem
So God “glitter bombed” the boob! See God is Good, God is Gay? https://youtu.be/j7uZ4q-7y2M
Tom Hughsted
A new twist on the Twilight series??
Donnie Wacasey
It wasn’t the elevator, you were so messed up. You were in the bathtub, Mary.
Marshall R. Krug
i think he means fairy dust.
NateOcean
And after he got done preying, he then asked them for money.
Erwin Franke
MAMMON led them onâ??
Mammon, the least erected spirit that fell
From Heaven; for even in Heaven his looks and thoughts
Were always downward bent, admiring more
The riches of Heavenâ??s pavement, trodden gold,
Than aught divine or holy else enjoyed
In vision beatific. By him first
Men also, and by his suggestion taught,
Ransacked the centre, and with impious hands
Rifled the bowels of their mother earth
For treasures better hid. Soon had his crew
Opened into the hill a spacious wound,
And digged out ribs of gold. Let none admire
That riches grow in Hell; that soil may best
Deserve the precious bane.
Paradise Lost, John Milton
Julio A. Herrera
Cristina S-Pabon lee los comentarios….jajaja
Michael Clifford
Sounds more like the drag queen he was sharing the elevator with.
Jon Davis
Well, he came during a golden shower…that’s very…nice…yeesh
Roberto Romero
So anyone taking bids on how long it will be before we start to hear about the skeletons (Johns) in his closet? Grrrl PLEASE!!!
Bauhaus
@Xzamilio:
I’ll bet he was in such a tizzy, he forgot to wipe his mouth and chin before entering the elevator.
[email protected]
dummy doesn’t realize he got glitter-bombed by a gay Torantan who wishes he’d just come out.
Giancarlo85
That wasn’t god. That was Jesus. And no, that the one from the bible.
Kevin J Desmond
Gold glitter my ass … he got a golden shower then got a good fudge packen
BlueDude
All you mean awful F@GS ought not to make fun of someone else’s “religious experience”! To me, it sounds way more possible than a burning bush that talks. I had a gold glitter experience in a first-grade school play, and never got over the fabulous effect. Years later, it came back in the form of Xmas Magi, and Mardi Gras costumes!
Ben Cowen
How many types of fruit is this cake?
myloginname
Where in the Bible does it say anything about God pummeling gay guys with glitter? Jesus turned water in to wine, God made the universe in 7 days and $#!+ like that but nowhere is glitter mentioned in the Bible.
NoCagada
We’ll be waiting for when he’s arrested in a public bathroom…
NoCagada
That wasn’t gold, honey…You farted and fairy dust blew out of your panties
cid
@Xzamilio: Apparently so did he.
Louis
If this guy discriminates against the LGBT community then he is a hypocrite plain and simple considering he himself is very obviously gay.
Oh I almost forget his thing about the gold on him…is total bullshit.
Dymension
He’s not gay…at all!!!!