If music by the food of love, one Florida couple is going to have to eat off the floor: Jacksonville resident Allen Blair Casey got so irritated that his boyfriend was playing Alanis Morissette nonstop, that he hit him upside the face with a plate.
“That’s all the motherfucker listens to!” claimed Casey, 24, as police carted him away and charged him with domestic assault.
In all seriousness, Casey attack left a large cut on the side of his 33-year-old boyfriend’s face, according to the Ottawa Citizen.
Shockingly, authorities believe both men were on meth at the time. We would’ve assumed it was some jagged little pills.