You’ve gawked at his superior Halloween stylings. Watched his character get prodigiously plowed by Kai Anderson (Evan Peters) in American Horror Story. Leered eerily over footage of him in a blue sparkle-thong. And you’ve been eagerly awaiting his sure-to-be fleshy role in Bigger as fitness legend Jack Lalanne.
Related: Colton Haynes on being an openly gay actor: “Hollywood is so f*cked up”
What you haven’t done: offered up wistful sighs, keening squalls, or burbled beautiful birdsong while fawning over footage of Haynes’ recent wedding. We are determined to change that.
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Ummmm Yeah
You know this was a sham shit show for publicity or anyone else on the planet other than Kris Jenner would have officiated.
Josh447
Really don’t understand the Kardashian choice and wouldn’t have gone there. but so happy for these guys nonetheless.
ingyaom
They’re hyphenating?
Pistolo
I have respect for his struggles earlier on but this just strikes me as a ridiculous spectacle. It isn’t a mortal sin to be trashy tho so whatever.
Josh447
Wow. So who needs the RR pummeling us when we have each other. Unbelievable.
Prax07
Didn’t they already get married like three times? Or am I thinking of the other messy couple…Black & Daly.
Either way, having Bruce Jenner officiate seems really nuts to me.
Donston
I don’t know if you were trying to be funny, but Kris Jenner officiated the marriage not Caitlyn. Caitlyn has spoken out against gay marriage and gay relationships in general (which is partially why she’ll get no respect or support from me).
Having Kris Jenner officiate the wedding does ring of attention-whoring and shallow, PR antics. I don’t want to be a hater. Colton is cute, and I understand his struggles. But every other time there’s an article about him he oozes messiness.
Kieran
This couple is much too hot and straight looking. Media will ignore.
Xzamilloh
Straight looking? Where?
Donston
They’re both very “gay-looking” guys. And there’s nothing wrong with that. You don’t have to be flamboyant to be come off as a likely gay/gay-leaning male.
Condor221
Is our community so shallow that we can’t just be happy for these two men who found love and got married? Who cares who officiated? For myself, I’m happy for them and wish them years of happiness and love.
Donston
I don’t see what “community” has to do with anything. If they were a straight couple many would be saying “what’s the point of having a random Kardashian officiating except for publicity reasons?”. Does Colton even have a connection at all to those people? However, they’re a handsome couple. And I hope Colton is happy and of stable mind.
Prax07
Ooooh, I misread one Jenner freakshow for the other. Still smacks as weird to have anything from that clan officiate anything other than a joke ceremony.
Josh447
Agreed. That’s the “messiness”.
Beautiful wedding. The grooms looked great.
You know there wasn’t one guy there that wouldn’t have done either of them in a wedding cake flash.