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Football Host Dan Hampton’s Hilarious Brokeback Mountain Insult Aimed At Dallas Cowboys

Every time some stupid hetero like Pro Football Weekly host Dan Hampton makes a crack about dudes taking it up the ass — like he did here, saying “The Cowboys think they are Clint Eastwood; they’re more of the Brokeback variety if you know what I’m talking about” — I like to point out that these guys aren’t exactly screaming their heterosexuality. Hampton, after all, is a walking billboard for bears. Thanks for helping increase our visibility, bub.


By:          Sarah Nigel
On:           Sep 7, 2010
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    • jason

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Dan Hampton has sexual fantasies about men.

      Sep 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      @jason: I wouldn’t be surprised if you have sexual fantasies about blacks.

      Sep 7, 2010 at 8:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman

      Naturally he’ll critisize the morning goods guys….

      Sep 7, 2010 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • demonyc

      this is what the british call sniggering, with the appropriate childish association.

      Sep 7, 2010 at 9:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McMike

      Once again we have a group of two or more men and once again it’s the most physically repulsive one making the fag joke. Somehow, someway the ratio of body fat and homophobia are directly related when it comes to a group of guys and who’s most likely to make a homophobic statement.

      If you’ve ever around a group of guys and one of them makes a ‘fag’ remark I can assure you 99% of the time it’ll be the one who is the most unattractive of the lot. Go figure…

      Sep 7, 2010 at 11:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      The real news? Author “Sarah Nigel” *just* came out —- as a “bear”!!
      [in the very end of the post].

      Sep 8, 2010 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Queer Supremacist

      @McMike: Well, obesity causes sleep apnea, and sleep apnea affects brain function.

      Sep 8, 2010 at 2:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron in Honolulu

      “No, I don’t. Please explain.” LMFAO X)

      Sep 8, 2010 at 5:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adman

      Why is it the fugly straight guy, the overgrown frat influenced manchild who wants to remind me I like dick? If only he knew how creepy he is. I gagged a little.

      Sep 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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