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Football Host Dan Hampton’s Hilarious Brokeback Mountain Insult Aimed At Dallas Cowboys

Every time some stupid hetero like Pro Football Weekly host Dan Hampton makes a crack about dudes taking it up the ass — like he did here, saying “The Cowboys think they are Clint Eastwood; they’re more of the Brokeback variety if you know what I’m talking about” — I like to point out that these guys aren’t exactly screaming their heterosexuality. Hampton, after all, is a walking billboard for bears. Thanks for helping increase our visibility, bub.


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  • jason

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Dan Hampton has sexual fantasies about men.


    @jason: I wouldn’t be surprised if you have sexual fantasies about blacks.

  • alan brickman

    Naturally he’ll critisize the morning goods guys….

  • demonyc

    this is what the british call sniggering, with the appropriate childish association.

  • McMike

    Once again we have a group of two or more men and once again it’s the most physically repulsive one making the fag joke. Somehow, someway the ratio of body fat and homophobia are directly related when it comes to a group of guys and who’s most likely to make a homophobic statement.

    If you’ve ever around a group of guys and one of them makes a ‘fag’ remark I can assure you 99% of the time it’ll be the one who is the most unattractive of the lot. Go figure…

  • Jeffree

    The real news? Author “Sarah Nigel” *just* came out —- as a “bear”!!
    [in the very end of the post].

  • Queer Supremacist

    @McMike: Well, obesity causes sleep apnea, and sleep apnea affects brain function.

  • Aaron in Honolulu

    “No, I don’t. Please explain.” LMFAO X)

  • adman

    Why is it the fugly straight guy, the overgrown frat influenced manchild who wants to remind me I like dick? If only he knew how creepy he is. I gagged a little.

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