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Football Host Dan Hampton’s Hilarious Brokeback Mountain Insult Aimed At Dallas Cowboys

Every time some stupid hetero like Pro Football Weekly host Dan Hampton makes a crack about dudes taking it up the ass — like he did here, saying “The Cowboys think they are Clint Eastwood; they’re more of the Brokeback variety if you know what I’m talking about” — I like to point out that these guys aren’t exactly screaming their heterosexuality. Hampton, after all, is a walking billboard for bears. Thanks for helping increase our visibility, bub.