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For Being So Anti-Gay Sex, Republicans Sure Do Have a Lot of Metaphors For It

By Queerty Staff July 21, 2009 at 3:59pm

APPARENTLY … Conservatives don’t want men having the anal sex, but have no problem TALKING ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY.

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Or in Larry Craig’s case, tapping about it.

July 21, 2009 at 5:28pm

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