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“Forever Alone” Prank Tricks Straight Dudes, Reveals One Awesome Dude

Can you even believe what straight people have to put themselves through? The very idea of dating someone of the opposite gender is so preposterous we sometimes have difficulty believing heterosexuality isn’t one big awful practical joke.

Case in point: the “Forever Alone” prank, in which legions of heterosexual men were tricked into meeting a blind date at a phone booth in Times Square. Of course, there was no date: just an unwilling flashmob of disappointed men, sadly checking their phones over and over and over.

Try the same thing with homos, and you’d have an orgy within minutes.

The project was cooked up by some lonely young men on the Internet who wanted to feel better than other lonely young men on the Internet, and it would have been a smashing success except for Fedora Guy. He dealt with the prank with such verve and aplomb that Vice tracked him down for an interview and sexy photoshoot, and gosh darn if he isn’t the hottest little ticket in New York.

“A guy doesn’t turn me on. But I’ll reach over and help a brother out in an orgy,” he says.

Jesus Christ, he’s out-trolled the trolls! He’s trolling so hard it’s turned into anti-trolling! Fedora Guy for President of the World!

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10 Comments

  • I.G.

    Nice, but don’t forget that the title of this blog is “queer…”, as in not just homos and lesbians, but also bisexuals, transgenders – whom may well date people of the opposite sex.

  • homos

    Queerty has turned to shit since you got back online.
    Que pasa?

  • matt baume

    @homos: Oh, here, let me get you a refund.

  • Ogre Magi

    I’d fuck him, but he seems like an asshole-and not the good kind!

  • TommyOC

    @matt baume: Perfect reply!

  • thedarkchariot

    He seems like an ass. How the hell is he remotely attractive?

  • Zen

    why is he an ass?
    he got stood up like every other guy there except he was kinda hot so he got noticed. well his face is pretty needs to workout alittle.

  • Tallskin

    Is anyone else finding new Queerty boring as fuck? I search for interesting items to read and comment on, and mostly fail to find anything

  • hf2hvit

    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww…he looks like a little boy wearing his daddy’s hairy legs….

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