Fox News host Jeanine Pirro has been broadcasting her show Justice with Judge Jeanine from her home for the past month. As a result, she has been without her usual glam squad, and it’s definitely starting to show.
Last month, the self-proclaimed “highly respected District Attorney, Judge, author & renowned champion of the underdog” made headlines for appearing, shall we say, out of sorts on the first episode taped from her living room. Not only did she arrive 15 minutes late, but it seemed she forgot to do her hair and makeup before going on camera, and there was speculation she may have been drunk.
OMG. What is Fox News doing putting someone on the air in the condition? https://t.co/N0dPciYAaU
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 29, 2020
Then last weekend, she suffered a fashion feax pas. On Saturday night’s episode, Pirro wore a bright yellow off the shoulder dress adorned with giant bows that looked not dissimilar to something a 5-year-old girl might wear to an Easter parade.
To make matters even more awkward, the bows on Pirro’s shoulders kept slipping down, causing the dress to fall progressively lower as she spoke to guests Kellyanne Conway and Lindsay Graham.
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Here’s what people have been saying about it…
@JudgeJeanine This is the result of NOT having any GAY FRIENDS, or a decent STYLIST for that matter?!!#WhatWasYourPromTheme pic.twitter.com/9y4sQFTjaL
— E2 (@IamLucyRicardo) April 27, 2020
Who wore it better? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/TIPNsyhi17
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) April 26, 2020
@JudgeJeanine 🍸🍹🍷🥂🍾 is wearing a margarine box that she converted to a prom dress. pic.twitter.com/HzdvzteMhG
— Militant Apathy (@milapathy) April 27, 2020
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/3h7qpAAYdr
— JPM (@JeromePMiron) April 26, 2020
In other news, Jeanine Pirro dressed up as an Easter Basket (of deplorable) this week. pic.twitter.com/k0jvFjqkdj
— Dusti Rhodes-RadioLadio-First Of Her Name (@DustiRhodes) April 26, 2020
Jeanine Pirro looks like the last Barbie doll left on the shelf at an Ame’s on Christmas Eve 1984. pic.twitter.com/zB3rmqt2nI
— roryconnell (@roryconnell) April 26, 2020
“Judge” Jeanine’s dress design tonight is a collab between Tucker Carlson and the Man With the Yellow Hat. pic.twitter.com/yldEd97yTz
— Bridget Resists 🗽🇺🇸🌊✊❤️ (@BridgetSterli19) April 27, 2020
Judge Jeanine Pirro as box wines:
Bandit Chardonnay. pic.twitter.com/gF2nb9GZbj
— Orange Leader (@OrangeLeaderUSA) April 26, 2020
‘Tie a yellow ribbon, round that old Oak Tree’ @JudgeJeanine https://t.co/sy9XzTM8sA
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) April 26, 2020
Even her diehard fans weren’t having it…
Judge I love you, but please burn that yellow bow dress! It looks like a party dress for a 5 year old. Hard to take you serious….
— valerie j (@valeriej210) April 26, 2020
@JudgeJeanine I love you! But never, ever let anyone talk you into yellow an bows ever again. They are not Trump supporters and want you to look bad!
— Thankful Nana (@thankful_nana) April 26, 2020
This Yellow Dress was not complimentary on you
— pavlina (@BainsPavlina) April 26, 2020
@JudgeJeanine burn that yellow dress….sorry to be blunt…. love your show pic.twitter.com/xZaaX4TUK1
— Brian McMaster (@BrianMc43975779) April 26, 2020
@JudgeJeanine what is with the yellow prom dress? You better get your clothes designer to do a FaceTime!
— R.V.Lawson👀 🧩 (@RVLawson_Author) April 26, 2020
Suddenly it all makes sense why Pirro and her Fox News colleagues are so deperate to end social distancing measures.
Related: Fox News host Jeanine Pirro swears she wasn’t drunk during her show, but everyone else disagrees
Jared MacBride
She needs to give up the booze and the idea that a 68 year old woman can look 25.
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Kangol2
I’m sure the Breitbart binges and boxed wine don’t help!
marshal phillips
Time to put her down like a sick old yeller dog. RIP
marion
Whats a ‘ feax pas’?
Kieran
LMAO
Dick Mayhem
And Wala! The fasahd of proofreeding is shattered.
Jared MacBride
It’s what you do when you drink too much cofeve
Zambos271
Hahaha!!
Cam
Drank, can’t comb her own hair and can barely dress herself. Perfect for FOX.
Joshooeerr
Any gay stylish who works on this piece of trash should be publicly named and shamed
ScottOnEarth
This joke of a woman is comedy gold. Seriously, she looks ridiculous, sounds like a major idiot, she’s paranoid, and her drunken broadcast was priceless. Repulsive on every level.
MISTERJETT
when she had her tv court show, i thought she was so pretty. who knew she was such a stupid cow?
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Definitely way too much. BOWtox…
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dustychiffon
I can’t…
Ginger Tom
This drunken, shambolic, raucous behaviour passes for normal in MAGAworld which is why they love her. If Fox were to put someone with higher standards on they would lose viewers like air out of a burst tyre.