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Friends Don’t Let Mo Rocca Knit Drunk: America’s New Addictive Hobbies for Women + Homosexuals

Know what’s up there with being addicted to alcohol, smoking, and overeating? Knitting! What was once believed to be a way for grandmothers to complain about their arthritis is actually a dangerous vice more and more Americans are becoming addicted too. They are going on knitting benders. Researchers, we’re hearing, are about to announce they’ve discovered a brain center specifically developed to foster knitting prowess.

Heh. Mo Rocca, the newbie escort with the Meryl Streep fantasy, hosts a segment on knitting? That about says it all.