“The grossest threats I think I have ever heard” is how Judge Geoffrey Marson described attempted murder convict Stephen Kelly’s handwritten threats to his ex-lover Paul Coombes, where he threatened to decapitate him, then mail his head to his mother, and eat his body.
Kelly (pictured) is in prison in Britain for attempting to murder Coombes with a claw hammer last June after Coombes, who had let Kelly stay with him after breaking up with a girlfriend, demanded he leave after Kelly brought home a 15-year-old girl. The two men had also developed a sexual relationship — but we can imagine the physical attraction is gone, now that Kelly is writing from prison about how he would use a blow torch to make Coombes chest “crisp” unless he dropped the charges against Kelly.
Indeed, Kelly just added a whole new time frame to his prison release date.
MikenStL
uh, yuck… all the way around
Jeremy
Nothing says “Love” like a murder love letter.
CHIEFSSRSHA
Don’t forget to season him first!
Fitz
But it’s England? well, he will get at least 2 months time for that!
terrwill
Nothing to lose your head over……….Oh, wait…….. : p
j
@Fitz: Six years, which is still a fucking joke considering that when he gets released he may be a real threat to the older man’s life, also the older man might have to have both his legs removed although queerty never thought that important enough to include in their report.
Kieran
Threatened to decapitate him, mail his head to his mother and eat his body? This sounds suspiciously like some seething queerty posters commenting on the pope.
Ogre Magi
@Kieran: Yeah, but he was asking for it! This guy wasn’t
Patrick
Man that is one ugly guy, inside and out.
qlaritea
I can’t wait till this guy’s mug is off this website….shudders.
chris
when i knew steven he was always cool with me he lived with me for months an not once did i see this side to him