Police have arrested twenty-year old Tiffany Adler after Adler allegedly lobbed fruit and vegetables at a gay couple Sunday. Witnesses claim Adler drove by in a van, threw the produce and then drove away, only to come back a few minutes later to call the couple out as “faggots”. There seems to be a lot of that going around, huh?
Now police are charging Adler with a misdemeanor hate crime. But, according to Adler, it’s not that deep. Police Sgt. Jim Tasa says:
[Adler’s] statement was that she wasn’t aware that they were gay. She thought they were people that she had a prior conflict with.
Oh, right – it’s all just a big misunderstanding! Fucking fruitcake – who throws produce? That’s ridiculous. But, we suppose it could have been worse: it could have been a frozen pizza or something. That shit cuts.
