Funny, True, Gross

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Obviously we’re into toilet humor.

Remember when we called former House Speaker Dennis Hastert “Hasturd”” That was fun, right?

Well, when do jokes cross the line? No, we’re not talking about potentially anti-gay zingers. We’re talking about elderly vagina jokes:

The retired wrinkly set in Florida, armed with prescription drugs, time and freedom, are enjoying shagging well into their twilight years. The men have a new term for it:

“I’m gettin’ me some Prune-tang tonight”.

We suppose the same could always be said about butt sex, since anuses are wrinkly and all, right?

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