Gay Blind Item Madness!!

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While we’re on the subject of frivolous gay gossip, perhaps you lot want to take a crack at this head scratcher:

Which too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his hard-bodied wife deserve Oscars for their portrayal of a perfect marriage? They both have secret lives with members of the same sex.

The things people will do for the pursuit of happiness, huh?