Gay Blind Item Madness!

Alright, we know some of you fashion fags are all up in one another’s business, so please don’t let us down. Via Gatecrasher:

Which married-with-offspring designer has been regularly leaving the office for dangerous liaisons with his much younger, reed-thin, male paramour?

We have suspicions about a pig-faced mogul, but we’d rather hear what you kids have to say.