Gay Blind Item Madness!!

It’s almost as if Gatecrasher has become the gay gossip’s go-to:

Which designer and TV personality who advertises for sex online insists on hooking up with all the lights off so his tricks don’t find out he’s a (minor) celebrity?

Please, please, please don’t be Todd Oldham. We’ve loved that chip toothed cutie since House of Style. The possibility that his penis doesn’t live up to our adolescent fantasies may push us over the edge…