When the men returned home, they found someone had carved the word “faggots” into the middle of their front door.
But rather than get upset, the couple took a different route: public mockery.
After sanding off the graffiti, they wrote the vandal a colorful note and taped it to their front door, then posted a picture of it to the internet for all the world to see.
We regret to inform you that you completely failed to use glitter paint and/or sequins, your work looked rushed, and your handwriting was positively atrocious.
It is for these reasons that we had to remove your work from our door with sandpaper.
The Gays in Apt. 611.
Hats off, fellas.