A gay couple in Atlantic City aren’t sure what to do about their neighbor, a single woman, who keeps walking around her house butt naked with the blinds up. So they’re seeking help from their local advice columnist.
“I think we have an exhibitionist neighbor,” the letter begins. “In the morning, before dawn, the bathroom blinds (but not any other blinds) are raised high, the light is on, and she is clearly visible using the toilet and drying herself off after a shower.”
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The man goes on to explain that her bathroom window is positioned in direct view of their kitchen sink, so every morning when they go to prepare coffee or do the dishes they are confronted with her naked image.
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“We don’t care about the nudity,” he continues. “We’re a gay male couple, and only find it a bit distasteful. … We have a feeling she’s well aware of what she’s doing.”
He and his partner now wonder: “Is there any tactful way to let her know it’s not appreciated? We’ve thought of putting a big ‘Not Interested’ sign in our kitchen window but aren’t sure how that would go over.”
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In her response, advice columnist Carolyn Hax says the sign is a “brilliant” idea, but cautions the men before putting it up.
“A couple of thoughts,” she writes, “That the other blinds are down suggests she opens these on purpose, but you don’t know that. As such, it would be a kindness to alert her as if it were an accident.”
Hax suggests they consider writing a friendly note and “signing it Male Name and Male Name would drive your other point home.”
Personally, we like the sign idea better.
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GayEGO
I understand their frustration. I spent the night at a woman friend’s home, she knew I was gay. I slept in the same bed and she tried to make advances in bed but I just put my arm around her shoulder and I ignored her and did not return the advances. As a gay man, a woman does not arouse me so I view them as a friend or sister etc. Perhaps this couple can just ignore her and she may learn that they are not attracted to her.
GeoffreyBridgman
Seems a little uptight. Maybe it’s not meant to turn the neighbors on — could turn her on. In the end, doesn’t really matter either way if it’s an accident or not. These two queens should realize that they obviously don’t have enough going on in their lives in they’re fixating on a neighbor who, at the most, is having a little fun with her morning routine!
IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou
One stop looking. Two close your blinds. There problem solved and I didn’t need to call in a brain trust to do it.
jkb
Oh… to have such “problems”
GLF
Get a light filtering shade on the kitchen window and forget her betitted ass.
JerseyMike
Personally, I think they should mind your Dm business . Don’t like it close the blinds.. I bet if it was a hot male they would binoculars out..
Chris
Sell tickets for sleep overs to your straight male and interest lesbian friends. You can’t help what they see in the morning.
White_Bear77
Get a life.
NateOcean
Prop a giant mirror outside your window, but directly facing *hers*. Next time she’s naked at her window and looks out she’ll see herself and all her naughty bits.
She might get the message.
Captain Obvious
She’s in her own home WTF?! Stop looking…