There’s a whole gay adult genre devoted to pizza guy hookups, and now one gay deliveryman wants to know how to make that fantasy a reality.
On Reddit, he writes, “I work as a food delivery driver, and every time this subject comes up in conversations, people are always quick to point out how that’s everyone’s sex fantasy or whatever. Now, I’d also be interested in having spontaneous hookups with the people I’m delivering the food to. I have met a few people from Grindr while working, but it’s not the same as hooking up with the rando who just ordered food.”
“I guess what I’m trying to ask,” he adds, “is how could I possibly increase my chances of maybe hinting at other people that I’m 1. gay and 2. open to a quick hookup?”
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Some commenters were happy to provide tips. “Make lots of eye contact and hold it,” one wrote. “Then look him up and down and back to eye contact. Be confident without being obnoxious. Let there be no doubt that you just checked him out. The gay ones might make a move. The curious ones will be so turned on yet some will be scared and some will invite you in. The straight ones will feel the same way they have made countless women feel over the years.”
“Honestly, it’s all in the eye contact, and you can totally know what’s up. Just be confident, but don’t be creepy. Sometimes a smile and eye contact can go a very long way. Just so you know.”
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Others, though, warned the poster against trying to hook up with customers. “As someone who did this and got justifiably fired, don’t,” one wrote. “The wins aren’t worth the job, or making people feel uncomfortable. You may not feel like you’re in a position of power but you know their address. Don’t make people feel worried about you or future deliveries and don’t risk losing your job over it and having this forever in your work history. Just go home and wank about it and keep your Grindr going.”
Another pointed out a very real concern: “No one wants to hook up if it means their food getting cold.”
“Lmao, this made me laugh,” the original poster responded. “True, though.”
ALWAYS been a fantasy to hook up with the pizza delivery guy or UPS
I hooked up with a UPS driver just last week…we made a point to eye one another…then we did the deed
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Always my fantasy, but most delivery guys are usually too young or fat or skanky
come to alabama…. weather and delivery men are nice
I have tried my luck at inviting delivery guys in, with no success. There used to be this smoking hot UPS driver who delivered stuff to my apt., and I once asked him if he wanted a special tip. He looked at me and smiled, then said no thanks (so probably gay but I wasn’t his type). Now when I set up a private gloryhole in my old place, I got this mystery man (unannounced and must have heard from a friend) who was dressed in his postal worker uniform, and he was a hot one. I also used to have a regular attendee at the GH who drove for FEDEX, never delivered anything except himself, lol. But I saw him get back into his truck after. So that’s my experience with delivery personnel.
The harder you try, the less likely you’ll connect with any of your customers. It’s when you’re least expecting anything to happen that you’ll meet that special customer and make your day.
Best friend and hotter than H FedEx driver and ho*ok up bud, have been doing the deed for over twenty years. Lovers come and go for both of us but…..friends last forever… lifers for life on this one.
We didn’t meet on a delivery route (we met through friends) but I do wonder what would have happened if we had.
i hooked up with the cable guy a few years ago.
Instead of focusing on your job and working as hard as you can, you allow your lust to cloud your judgment because you are obsessed with sex and have little self-control. I sincerely hope that you hook up with a psychopath or a sadist and have you killed or hurt badly. You deserve everything bad that comes your way.
Okay mods? This person has always been strange, but the sick violence in their comments is becoming a red flag. This person has issues and this is not the time or the place for them, maybe reach out and explain this is not cool and is disturbing others enjoyment of the site.
So a guy deserves death if he wants to hook up with someone? At this rate you’ll be getting a new screen name soon…
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Looks like she’s off her meds!!….
Aires the Ram
@Moderators: This “CenterRight” is suggesting violence/murder, and needs to be booted off this sight.
DO YOUR JOB
CenterRight…. Oh good. After putting up with your hate speech, your bigotry, your homophobia and your support of anything offensive to normal human beings, you finally crossed a line that even the Queerty moderators will not be able to ignore. I am so happy to say bye bye. Hopefully forever.
Does Queerty even have Mods? This is unacceptable Queerty! Give more people mod rights, so we can also throw out these, “I’m here to discuss” blabla nonsense!!
And for you Center Right, we forgive you, that’s because we’re much better than you! And now, shashay away!
Man, you are one whacko. I suggest mental health appointment. You are not center right, you’re out in left field.
Work is one thing. Personal time is the another.
You need to learn when your dick is hard that sexual-harassment is alive and well. Our community espouse is one thing for others but not for us.
While my sausage on my pizza is getting cold I’m not worried about being cruised.
A time and place for everything. Get in the porn industry if you have fantasy’s.
I’m sure the person who gets sexually harassed by their delivery driver would be most grateful for the money they will win by filing a lawsuit against the driver’s company.
Man About Town
What the hell is a “community espouse”??
Aires the Ram
I believe it is NOT a good idea to cruise a customer, hook-up with a customer, while on the time clock of the company you work for. The scenario is a legal mine field. I would avoid it no matter what. Perhaps give/take a phone # for later on while you’re not on the time clock, but not while on it.
But everyone must admit, that it does happen. It’s not uncommon. It’s just a bad idea.
Here’s my advice. Don’t. It’s creepy and could be misconstrued as sexual harassment. You are potentially exposing your company to a lawsuit and yourself to charges and ending up on the sex offenders registry. That’s going to come up in a background check for any future job.
I followed the rule – Never mix business with pleasure! It worked for me as I served 4 years in the Navy during which time I met my lifetime partner of 57 years. I worked in the computer industry for 45 years and I am now retired, living the American dream. I recommend not to hook up with someone while working.
I did not actually hook up on the job while delivering pizzas, however….
I was working one night nothing really eventful. Finished work, went home and logged into one of the chat sites at the time. New message comes up from someone i had never talked to that just said “I think you delivered a piazza to my place.” i asked hime which street and he told me, i then described his house and the vehicle in the driveway and he invited me over to come soak in his hot tub. 15 years later we are still friends with a pretty decent benefits package.
I would say make sure your local chat sites have a very clear updated picture of your face. if they are interested they will find you.
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