More on that later, though. We’d first like to turn to finishing the matter of naming a dirty word after Beaudet, Santorum-style.
The most popular choice was option 3:
Beaudet (noun): The state of an anus after anal sex: roughed up, ruddy, and possibly bloodied. Usage: Mike Beaudet’s face kind of looks like a Beaudet.
But we think that inventive commenter “cminca” should be given a chance to vie for the title. His contribution to the cause:
Actually–I think that the correct definition should be the state of the cavity not properly cleaned for anal sex. In other words, an unprepared ass.
As in “he was beaudet so there was a lot of santorum.”
If you vote for that one, comment “2.” As a third option, we offer a slightly more graceful version of “2”: to bidet one’s arsehole in preparation for clean, fun anal sex. So European! Vote “3” in the comments for that.
And onto the story! The source says:
I helped promote some of Hogan’s material when he was more involved in doing porn. I met him and his wife numerous times and we talked about ways to help cross-promote. They had a website and sold clips on Xtube (which means there is probs lots more evidence on people’s hard drives out there). We did that for a while, and then I got an email from them saying Hogan got a mainstream job and to please remove the material. I did, and that was pretty much it. Didn’t think I’d ever hear of them again.
He and his wife had a porn site together called “Candy Coated Porn” that was mostly focused on her, and they wanted to branch him out; that’s why we started talking—cuz they knew he would have to hit the gays if he wanted to get popular. They were into some crazy, kinky, hardcore shit. Her porn name was “Sweetie Pie”…LOL.
They also dug up this social media profile on something called Listorious, which would link her to “Hytch” (Cawke), Hogan’s really lame porn name, and to CandyCoatedPorn.com.
Using our crazy-awesome Interwebs skillz, we dug up some screenshots of Sweetiepie and Hytch’s lovely joint venture. In their own words:
“See the results as two notorious switches, who only sub for each another, push their physical and metal limits in their quest to match – or outdo – the other…”
Epiccc. Most of the pictures are broken, unforch, but the disgusting porn blurbs and telling alt-copy live on. Enjoy!
December 16, 2009
For some festive flavor, Hytch and Sweetiepie hosted four or more sexxxy XXXMas parties. And in the iconic feature “Candy-Caned 69,” the doting wife faces a holiday problem common to many of us. “Sweetiepie can’t choose which to suck: her candy-cane or Hytch’s cock?” Only $4.95 for that gem!
April 20, 2010
We come to the end of our journey here. Some smoking fetish stuff, “footlove,” “dreamy and creamy,” clearly they’re ready for retirement, ’cause this is the stuff of amateurs! Oh, wait.
Remember, folks, you can kill your website, but you can never kill the Internet’s ability to archive itself.
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Matthew Dimick
What I fail to understand is how Queerty can so openly protest to a Fox journalist exposing this Hogan’s previous career (and Hogan subsequently losing his job), but then takes this journalist’s finding a STEP FURTHER to reveal that his wife also has a history in porn.
Isn’t this perpetrating the same unethical behavior you are condemning? It sounds as if Hogan’s wife also had reason to want to conceal her past work. She isn’t a celebrity, so why is Queerty investigating and posting these photos?
Might as well just go pick random xtube posters and expose their names, hometowns and career.
This isn’t journalism, it’s voyeurism. Is it okay to expose his wife because she is a woman? Is Queery only concerned when the livelihoods of (queer) men are threatened?
If Queerty is really concerned about the ethics of journalism, gate-keeping, and privacy of regular people just trying to make a living–then account for this article.
I’m a faithful follower of Queerty; I know I can expect more for you folks. I know how much Queerty hates hypocrites, so why become one?
George412
Ugh, the hypocrisy. FOX = Bad, but QUEERTY = Good when they stoop to the same level.
Not sure how this guy had time even to become a teacher when he was always busy making porn.
redmont
i like you guys, the commenters. even the crazy ones, and love the ones i get into arguments with because they make my day more fun 🙂
but this is my last post on queerty. i’m done with this blog, its horribly biased writings, and its hypocritical practices.
adios
MKe
Not that that’s not hilarious, and in the same vein as Santorum, which is also hilarious. But do we have to insult our own sexuality for the dig? Bloodied? Then you’re doing it wrong! Santorum? I’ve never really seen any of that, it’s called hygene. Eh lol.
jd
You know what? I had no real sympathy for this guy when I assumed him to be gay now I have even less knowing he is straight. Next…
shannon
HE IS BI….BIG F—– DEAL????? LIKE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE…..
Pedro
Please move on from this loser…I supported him losing his job and stated that I wouldn’t want this manwhore teaching my kids (if I were a parent). It truly is pathetic how some gays will jump behind and support any loser who they think happens to be gay/bi. There are actually people signing petitions in this fool’s favor…Something is truly rotten in the gay community when this freak gets support.
bagooka
I vote 3.
Gigi
I used to think this site was somewhat interesting. Not so much any more. It’s like to unpopular gay kids from high school got together with some of their geeky tech friends and started a website. Zzzzzzzzz.
JRNYDawg
all i can say is, who gives a f*ck if he has had a porn past? i don’t care if he eats pussy or sucks cock! damn most teachers care about their students more than the parents do. andf im not talking a sexual nature, either! there are several things AMERICA should focus on and what people do in their private time is nobodies f^cking business. i aint gay but who cares if i was??? this sh*t has got to stop!!!
bagooka
People care, Junior, because when they don’t, they get taken away to the ovens. Everyone else learned that lesson very well when the Jews were carted off like cattle to the slaughter!
slanty
@bagooka: junior is a little slow. He has his big boy brain to grow into.
JRNYDawg
no…. thats not caring. that’s being nosey!!
Kyle
This guy is bisexual. Not straight. REAL Straight men, not gay or bisexual guys who claim to be ‘straight’, would never have gay sex in private or in public (on camera). I asked a straight guy once if he would ever have gay sex for a million dollars and he said that though the offer was nice, he couldn’t do it because he would not be able to get hard or reach orgasm. He was a straight guy, not a ‘straight’ guy. The guy responded in a normal way too, not in a ‘freaked-out’ way which would indicate a closet-case.
JORGE MUNEZ
@j.d. jackson:
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT HE OR HIS WIFE DID? DON’T WE HAVE PATHETIC ENOUGH EDUCATION THAT ANY TEACHER WHO MAKES A DIFFERENCE SHOULD?
If only the parents care, then they obviously don’t care about their children.
Also, who cares about his past – we all have one…
And why attack the wife? She didn’t do anything…
As for your backhanded remarks, you should consider working with Mr. Beaudet.
You of course, are entitled to your opinion, no matter how ignorant it may be.
Let people live their lives and I suggest you do the same.
Jorge Munez
Jason
I really have to question why you thought it was a good idea to do the same thing that Mike Beaudet did? It was disgusting when he did it and it’s just as bad, if not worse, now that you’re doing it.
Pedro
@JORGE MUNEZ: Why don’t you and all other sympathizers of porning teachers start a school and hire just these whores to teach your kids. Parents have every right to expect that the school they send their children to, can find good competent teachers who aren’t screwing around in front of a camera.
timncguy
Is anyone actually “seeing” any of the supposed screen grabs that Queerty claims are in this post? I’m not seeing anything except for a bunch on non-displayed images when I click through the pages here.
billy
All this stuff has come out and kevin hogan says nothing. His contract is released to boston.com since they say it is public access and this guy says nothing. Dont you think if this was not true he would come out and say We did not do this. I feel bad for the guy but if you want to be high school teacher in america this is the deal. This guy should be teaching at college.
One whole week and not 1 comment. People are saying he wants his job back and he is told not to say anything while the school releases his contract and highlights areas in the contract where they can fire him. I mean how many people think he is going to get his job back at the high school with all this media. I mean come on people.
Pay the contract out and let the guy move on and start fresh. At least now he has no more secrets about what he did in the past. My past caught up with me a few years ago and all i can do is say yes it is true and i did it. I accepted my responsibility and moved on.
Kevin Hogan and his wife can do whatever they like with whomever they like wherever they like but this career as high school teacher and coach not a good choice. Go work with college folks over 18 and adults and all this stuff is over.
scott ny'er
@Pedro: Well, I’m not sure how easy it is to find good, competent teachers. IF this dude is a great teacher, his porn past should not matter. I would want my kid to get the best teacher and LEARN from him. What would you rather have a crappy or just average teacher… or a great teacher who did porn?
Now, all things being equal, I can see why one would choose a teacher who doesn’t do porn. Which is still not looking at the big picture in my eyes, but I just don’t think there are that many good teachers.
oh and if it did happen to me when I was in HS. I would imagine, my fellow students and I would gossip about it and see the picture. But, if I thought the teacher was a great teacher, I’d just move on past it and LEARN from the teacher. And enjoy his classroom.
Jeff
This guy should not have been fired because he did porn.
As someone who actually practices various kinks and BDSM I don’t care that other people are into it and more power to them.
It’s also not a big deal that he’s bisexual, way to go queerty you claim you want equality for LGBT People or just gay men but then don’t care about bisexuals and engage in the same smear journalism as a Fox News station.
I agree with Matthew Dimick.
Henry
@Jeff: I do find it unsettling that you were raped by your father and you have to re-enact his domination you over and over again, as though you were making a recurrent blood sacrifice to your god. Your comment is also completely false, since Queerty hasn’t demonized the teacher at all.
miran
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Tommysole
So he has a past in porn?
I dont see a problem with that. What matters is, how he is today and tomorrow.