NEW JERSEY SHORE

Gay Guidos To Fist-Bump Their Way Onto Reality TV

gay-guidosNow that the Jersey Shore has GTL’d softly into that good night, the television landscape has been left with a giant gorilla-juicehead-shaped hole.

But no need to worry: Someone is finally—finally!—feeding our insatiable hunger for plucked, pumped, overtanned and undereducated denizens of the nation’s greatest state named after an article of clothing.

Thank you, Back Roads Entertainment:

CASTING: GAY GUIDOS & GUIDETTES FOR NEW REALITY TV SHOW 

Do you fist pump on the dance floor to Lady Gaga and Madonna?

Summer shares in Asbury Park? 

#situGAYtion

A major television company is searching for GLBT guidos and guidettes who have over the top dynamic personalities and strongly identify with their Italian American heritage for an unscripted television series now in development.

If you fit the bill, you can email [email protected] with a brief letter of interest and a recent photo.

Though, honestly, how can they ever top this gay-guido classic?

Get Queerty Daily

Subscribe to Queerty for a daily dose of #entertainment #gayguidos #gayjerseyshore stories and more

18 Comments

  • fredo777

    I’m down.

    I have a guilty pleasure crush on some frat douche types, like the dude on Parking Wars with Pauly D hair. Mmph

  • iBLOW

    I thought as a fan of the show something that could have spiced it up was adding a gay guido in season 4 or 5 when the show started to drag. The person could have replaced Snooki or Mike.

  • 2eo

    I hope this reality show ends where someone who calls himself 2eo on a site called Queerty gets handed an Acid spraying gun of some kind and let loose in a facility containing Guido’s.

    The ratings wouldn’t be up to much, but I guarantee it would be the greatest 25 minutes in TV history.

  • Gigi Gee

    @fredo777: Love him!

  • vklortho

    Are they really going to be able to find enough people to make a show about it? I’m not from Jersey or anything and I don’t think the census keeps stats on that sort of thing, but I imagine the guido/guidette population is already pretty limited, but to also find guidos/guidettes who are LGBT? Maybe they should remove the ethnicity restriction and expand it to any douchebag who identifies as LGBT?

  • Chad Hunt

    Sorry, I’m on trash overload with, Toddler & Tiaras, Honey Boo Boo, Gypsy Sisters, etc. I’ve lost enough I.Q. points watching these shows.

  • fredo777

    @Chad Hunt: lol I’ve never seen any of those shows. In fact, as much as I have the odd douche fetish, I’ve never even seen a full ep of Jersey Shore. But if they were also gay, I’d at least tune in for the premiere.

  • QJ201

    There are plenty of them, trust me.

  • Spike

    This is really going to piss off the str8t quidos as it will make it very clear that there is virtually no difference between str8t and gay quidos, well except for the fact that gay quidos don’t screw chicks.

  • MK Ultra

    @Spike: That’s what I was going to say.
    What’s the difference between a gay and straight guido? Having sex with women? Having seen Jersey Shore, even that seems debatable..

  • Fidelio

    gives a whole new meaning to the term, “fist-bump”, eh?

  • Levyr

    I searched for guidos images. They’re too far from my expectations.

  • Teleny

    Wonder if 12pack and Heat from “I Love NY” will audition?

  • Spike

    @MK Ultra: A couple of years ago I went to an Alegria price in NYC, first time I came across the gay guidos, they were amusing to watch in their little dance circle, all tan, same spikey hair cut, short, you could practically see the thought bubble all around complimenting each other on how they were the hottest guys at the party. I’d be amused to come across a gay quido prono. I’d watch it.

  • fredo777

    @Spike: Then watch “Jersey Score”, the Jersey Shore porn parody mentioned earlier.

Comments are closed.