Laughter is not something one initially thinks about in connection with sex. Getting an attack of the giggles can kill the mood. However, sometimes things don’t go as planned.
A recent posting in the AskGayBrosOver30 subreddit asked guys to come up with their funniest sexual encounters. There was no shortage of responses.
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“After sex. After already lighting the cigarettes and just laying in each other’s arms, quiet, just enjoying the after-sex bliss,” began one man. “The bed frame cracks and the whole bed drops to the floor. We laughed so hard we had to run to the bathroom to pee.”
Sex toys, especially if left somewhere, can be mortifying.
“My ex brought sex toys on vacation,” said another. “We were using some of them at this b&b we were staying at and well, we forget to pack them and left them on the bed when we left. We realized we forgot them when we got home.”
One man’s noisy sexual encounter aroused the interest of others.
“Someone called from the hotel room next door asking to join,” he recounted. He didn’t divulge if he and his partner extended an invitation to the horny neighbor.
Some people like to be choked during sex. But not this sort of choking.
“Just a few days ago my husband and I were enjoying each other,” said one man. “When I started to cum he leaned forward to kiss me and his necklace came undone and the charm he wears fell right down my throat! I was laughing and choking and spurting all at the same time.”
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Bodily functions were behind several answers. Tales of accidentally shooting a load in someone’s eyes or puking during a blowjob were not uncommon.
One Reddditor remembered a special moment with his significant other: “Laying in bed, with my head on his chest, really sweet moment… My boyfriend is jerking off and shot his load. It happened to fire directly and expertly up my nose. I was smelling spunk for about two days.”
Farting during rimming also happens more than you may realize.
“An ex farted while I was rimming him. I gagged, and he laughed. It was like 10 years ago, I swear some days I can still taste it,” recounted another guy.
Doggy style
Pets can sometimes throw a spanner into the works.
“I was getting f*cked from behind and the guy smacked my ass loudly enough that my dog got up to intervene (she was too old to get aggressive, she was just making sure I was ok),” said one proud pooch owner.
Another had an encounter with a devoted cat lover.
“Former f*ckbuddy, in his bed, missionary, me on my back and he had just got going,” he recalled. “His cat strolls in and sits on the pillow next to my head. He made some comment about two pussies for the price of one and I broke up into loud laughter which caused the cat to run off.
“I got seriously scolded: ‘You should never laugh at a cat, it upsets them’. He abandoned me to comfort the cat. I went off the boil so dressed, stuck my head around the sitting room door and said ‘I really didn’t mean to upset your friend so I’ll leave you to comfort pussy, see ya’. He phoned the next day and we laughed about it.”
The influence of online porn has unquestionably shaped the bedroom behavior of many guys. Sometimes with unintentionally comic results.
“My funniest experience was when my then-boyfriend, who tended to be really submissive in bed, tried to switch things up and hesitantly said ‘that’s good … my dog’ when I was blowing him,” remembered another man. “It felt so out of place that we both burst out laughing.”
Do you have any tales of your own to add to the mix?
Ronbo
Thank you for not sourcing from Twitter. You may recall that Twitter has been co-opted by a conservative neocon who profits from Queerty promotions.
nm4047
instead you make the reference, just the mention of xyz is a bonus for the (offending) business operation with generation of another stat that is used to demonstrate their said influence.
WillParkinson
I got a nosebleed while going down on a former partner. Talk about mortifying.
Leo
A so called straight best friend upchucked while going down on me, just as I was coming. The funny part was that it felt really good.
Seth
I once had a guy whisper, “milk your daddy’s tits,” during sex. Needless to say, the sex was over but the laughing lasted.
Joshooeerr
I had a date over for dinner and cooked a Thai curry that involved chopping a lot of bird’s eye chillies. It was all going well, but then: cut to the bedroom and a distinct burning sensation after just a little foreplay. I’d washed my hands very thoroughly, but it still wasn’t enough. We spent a good hour in a cool bath trying various soothing soaps and lotions.
NateOcean
The result was not completely unexpected, as he was an exquisitely good edger.
Nonetheless, after my ejaculation struck the headliner of his VW Bug, I felt compelled to apologized.
He drolly replied, that this was the second time that week that such an even had taken place.
voyeurone
Showering and saw heterosexual guy across from me staring at me and I got hard and excited him and he got erect and grew to one of largest ones I have seen and watched him jack off.
JJinAus
Hmm, I have missed out. Bleh yes, sensational yes, but laugh, nah.
RIGay
At the time, I had a cat who was a Maine Coon. Net: A walking fur ball. She was VERY possessive of me and VERY judgemental of people I brought into my life.
My first lover and I wanted to have a romantic night in at my apartment. Bottle of wine, cheese, candles, just some pleasant, quiet making out on the couch. We just got all cuddled on the couch when the cat decided she had enough of him and started parading back and forth, back and forth, loudly meowing and flitting her tail… right into a candle. Her tail lit up like a torch. I jumped off the couch (dropping my lover on the floor) screaming “The cat is on fire! The cat is on fire! Oh my GOD! I gotta put her out!”. The cat, of course, decided to make a run for the bedroom – tail ablaze. I finally was able to grab her and patted her tail fire out. She was unscathed (just the fringe tips got singed) and was more “(sniff sniff) What’s the smell?” I went back to the living room and my lover and I just began laughing as I picked him up off the floor.
He lasted a year, she was with me another 10.
sfhairy
that time we both thought the other was a top. LOL. that didn’t end well.