Gay Jake Rumors Defy Reason, Reality

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In conjunction with yesterday’s A-List Outing Imminent?, we’d like to share excerpts from a long-winded, painfully detailed email sent to Jonathan Jaxson regarding Jake Gyllenhaal.

In addition to perpetuating rumors of the actor’s anal-inclinations, this “source” offers some particularly outlandish speculation:

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released.

Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

Of all the rumors we’ve heard over the years, this one may be the most ridiculous.

A famous, “closeted” man getting arrested for public sex and having a child, a child the world could never know lest he blow his cover? Give us a fucking break.