This is Joe Exotic, and he’s got pretty much everything going for him.
He’s not cutting his hair. He’s not changing the way he dresses. He refuses to wear a suit.
He’s gay. He’s has had two boyfriends most of his life, and he recently got married.
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He’s had kinky sex, tried drugs, and is” broke as shit.”
Plus, and perhaps most crucially, he has a judgement against him from “some bitch down there in Florida.”
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And in the video below, flanked by live lions and tigers, he’s stepping his foot in the ring and running for President of the United States.
Do you think he has a chance?
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
If he’s against immigration, pro-protecting gay people from Muslims and Christians, pro-choice, pro-environment, against fracking, against pharmaceutical company price gouging…then I’ll write him in. I need a candidate to support.
Chris
I saw this segment on John Oliver. The whole time, I thought that one of the big cats would maul him. Seems likes one French fry short of a happy meal.
Mo Bro
Yeah, sure, that’s the POTUS we’ve all been waiting for.
Tobi
I checked out his website, it’s nothing more than a fundraiser, he’s probably trying to avoid being the big cats only meal option. I don’t imagine they’re cheap to feed.
ChrisK
@Tobi: Yeah, I could see it if you’re sigfried and roy but an average person with $ problems yikes. Beautiful cats though.
Mkiel
It is very worrying watching all these idiots running for American president, in other countries @ least they only f**k their own country but USA for better or worse, affects the whole world
Paul Nadolski
I’d vote for him before I’d vote for Hillary…but then again, I’d vote for my two-year-old niece before I’d vote for Hillary.
ChrisK
@Paul Nadolski: Ha. Same as I feel about Trump.
AxelDC
I like his cats, but that’s about all I can say in his favor.
Hillary Clinton is the only choice for Americans, but especially for gay Americans. Trump is the clown puppet of homophobic Russia. Jill Stein is an antivaxxer nutjob. Johnson is a Republican who likes pot. Evan McMillen is a MItt Romney without money, hair, or experience. Clinton is a former Sec. of State, former US Senator for NY, former First Lady of the US and of Arkansas. Anyone but her will damage the gay rights movement, especially since Trump has promised to let Jim DeMint and the Heritage Foundation stack the Supreme Court against us.
AxelDC
@Paul Nadolski: You make me weep for America and our pathetic education system.
DuMaurier
Just read the headline; I thought Obama couldn’t run a third time…
(Ba-dum-BAH!)
paul dorian lord fredine
cuckoo! cuckoo!
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
@AxelDC: I really, really, really hope youre right and not ONE American gay person is harmed by some Islamic nut case. I hope these are not famous last words.
dre23222
@Paul Nadolski: Glad you or your niece arent running. I would vote for my dog or a dead toenail before you, your niece or trump.
seaguy
He has a snowball’s chance in hell at winning.
seaguy
@Paul Nadolski: You have been watching too much Fox news!
He BGB
He looks like he’s into hyper masculinity. Which nothing wrong with that. Kinda Village People like. What’s it like having two boyfriends?wow.
Ogre Magi
I saw that guy on BBC’s :America’s Most Dangerous Pets”