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Gay Marriage Leads to Gay Sex and we can’t Have That

Hungry? Well, you’re in luck: The New Yorker’s Family Research Foundation has cooked up a giant heaping helping of copypasta.

NYFRF wrote four “sample letters” that they’d like their supporters to copy and send to newspaper editors around the state. The goal: stopping marriage at all costs. And look at what they’re willing to say in order to do it:

Legalizing gay “marriage” would encourage even more homosexual behavior, which is inherently unhealthy. The rising numbers of sexually-transmitted diseases in the homosexual community (despite years of education about “safe-sex”) demonstrates this truth. Gay “marriage” will lead to increased healthcare costs and taxpayer expense.

Wow that certainly is cause for concern! Or at least, it would be if it was true, which it is not.

We don’t even know how to begin unpacking this hot mess. Legalizing gay marriage causes more “homosexual behavior”? Really? Because we have spent a lot of time in the Castro, where gay marriage was banned in 2008, but there is more homosexual behavior going on there than the laws of space and time should even allow.

Also, nice try with the “increased healthcare costs.” Too bad the research says that legalizing marriage would generate $400 million.

Meanwhile you can help get New York’s marriage bill passed: call legislators, donate cash, join a phonebank, and set up a Friendsetter campaign to recruit your friends.