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Gay Marriage Will Ruin Double Rainbows + Chicken Dance (And Other Inevitable Catastrophes)

By ryant August 23, 2010 at 10:08am

Do not laugh at these scary scenarios. They are very real possibilities! Seriously, I’m selling all my stock in Pfizer, because Zoloft sales are going to plummet if Prop 8 stays dead, y’all.

[Big Fat Whale]

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    So I’ve been fed gay calories all these years and that’s why I don’t fit in skinny jeans?

    August 23, 2010 at 3:08pm

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