Do not laugh at these scary scenarios. They are very real possibilities! Seriously, I’m selling all my stock in Pfizer, because Zoloft sales are going to plummet if Prop 8 stays dead, y’all.
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Gay Marriage Will Ruin Double Rainbows + Chicken Dance (And Other Inevitable Catastrophes)
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So I’ve been fed gay calories all these years and that’s why I don’t fit in skinny jeans?