Anal bleaching is so 2007. These days, it’s all about anal botox and rejuvenation. At least, according to Dr. Evan Goldstein.
“Sometimes people come with really bad booties,” he tells Gay Pop Buzz.
Goldstein is founder and CEO of Bespoke Surgical, which specializes in gay men’s health. A large part of what he does includes performing cosmetic surgeries on their butts.
“From an early age, I always knew I wanted to fix things–my building projects and general tinkering started very early,” he says.
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According to Goldstein, anal rejuvenation includes a wide range of procedures–from dealing with fissures or cuts, hemorrhoids, skin tags, to “maintaining ideal aesthetic and long-term functional needs, including sexual engagement.”
Why is this so important?
Well, Goldstein explains:
This hole we have is not only for defecating, it’s the gateway to sexual empowerment and needs to be viewed in an entirely different context. Professionals need to understand how it’s being used or wishes to be used, and how their patients can achieve these goals.
Goldstein also dabbles in anal botox, which is precisely what it sounds like: botox applied to the anus to make it appear up to 20 years younger.
45-year-old Joseph is one of Goldstein’s patients. He recently had anal botox and, he says, it’s made a noticeable difference in his sex life.
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“I love it,” he says. “Everything looks normal again. I had sex with my husband, and it’s like, ‘Wow! I’m 20 years younger.’ This is not a stretched-out ass. It’s back to how it was when he met me 13 years ago.”
Another patient, Tom, says anal botox allowed him to once again enjoy sex after nearly seven years of not being unable to.
“It sounds crazy. People laugh, and they ask, ’Does your butthole look younger now?’” he says. “It probably does! But seriously, I identify with my sexuality very strongly, and I couldn’t receive anal sex for seven years. That was a big issue for me.”
He adds: “It was a victory. [Guys are] like, ’Wow, you have a beautiful butthole,’ which [makes] me feel so good. This is all I wanted, from the beginning—for this tiny little thing to look beautiful.”
Procedures from Dr. Goldstein can cost between $5,000 to $25,000.
“I never thought in a million years I would be doing what I am doing right now at this moment. But I must tell you it’s amazing, and so rewarding,” he says. “Both professionally and personally I have struck a great balance in my life and wake up every day feeling blessed.”
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This is madness and this guy is a witch doctor.
“Gateway to sexual empowerment”? Are you kidding me? Are these guys the ones who sit on orange traffic cones?
“This is not a stretched-out ass. It’s back to how it was when he met me 13 years ago.”
Exactly how does botox make a guys seriously wrecked hole tighten up?
Let’s see…you paralyze the muscles which keep you from pooping yourself….what could go wrong?
When you think people can’t act more stupid you get surprised everytime
I can think of better things to spend 5,000
Okay Queerty – I know I’m asking a lot. But if you’re going to say more and more gay men are getting this, you might want to include why. Like what are the issues these people are trying to fix? Is it the rose bud asshole, where the muscle has completely fallen out of sphincter? What issue causes a man to not be able to have sex for seven years that botox fixes? What is the botox actually doing to make these assholes look younger?
Basically what I’m asking for is real reporting that answers questions instead of just generating ad revenue through clickbait. I know, asking to much. But a man’s asshole can dream, right?
Boooyyyy I tell ya! It’s always somethin.
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Sometimes y’all shenanigans make me feel sooooo ungay
LOL My partner is just as tight as he was 20 years ago and we still have sex about as often as we did when we first met some times 2 or 3 or 4 times a week depending how wound up I am LOL Due to a spinal injury to get me off it takes a good prostate massage or the stimulator inserted when I top him And he says im still good back there too BTW I am 60 and partner is 54 I don’t think we stretch out as some think a buddy of mine is a fisting bottom and he is still pretty good back there too I have seen my partner up to his elbow in him !!
Oh, brother. Glad I’m not into anal sex.
This sounds like an Onion story
Ok. This is the end of civilization as we know it.
I am just wondering what these guys do to their assholes to get them to that kind of state. I have been having anal with my bigger-than-average bf of 10yrs at least 3 times a week and everything is still tight so I am just wondering…It has to be something more than just frequent sex with a well-endowed partner.
The one reason this sounds fake is because it doesn’t describe HOW the botox is supposed to improve things.
If that guy had a “Stretched Out Ass” then how is botox, which paralyzes muscles causing them to basically relax, going to make it tighter? This guy sounds like he was paid by the doctor to give a phony claim.
Nobody is doing this. Stop overgeneralizing based on one or two examples from a single source. It is bad journalism–even for those who don’t truly aspire to quality journalism.
My ass hurts just reading this.
5,000-25,000? How the hell can anal Botox be 5,000? My face and arm pits cost 700-750. And I don’t care how sloppy that hole is, there’s no way doctors are injecting 40 units in your anus!!
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