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Gay Panic! Where’s Our Song Of The Summer?

It’s already May and there’s no clear contender for the summer 2014 anthem. This greatly worries HitFix’s Louis Virtel, AKA “C-3PO’s masculinity coach.” After all, by this time last year “Blurred Lines” already owned the airwaves. Watch Virtel try to make sense of the desperate situation by analyzing possibilities by One Direction, Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne and others below.

By:          EDITORS
On:           May 4, 2014
    • jazz4108

      My song of the summer is ” who Cares”

      May 4, 2014 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake357

      Ugh. Top 40. The suburban shopping center of music: catch the latest hit from Chili’s and stay tuned for your favorites from Hollister, Claires, and Olive Garden.

      May 4, 2014 at 2:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • renly

      At this rate it looks like it might be Fancy by Iggy Azaelea, but I wouldn’t count out Katy Perry’s new song. As long as something comes around that can kill Happy I’ll be, well, happy.

      May 4, 2014 at 6:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HeroQueero

      My vote is for Cazwell’s “No Selfie Control”. A song that is not Top 40, is written and performed by a gay musician, and reflects our current obsession with self portraits.

      May 4, 2014 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blackceo


      No Selfie Control has been out too long for it to be a summer anthem.

      May 5, 2014 at 12:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lemon-lime

      Robyn and Royksopp’s ‘Do it again’

      May 5, 2014 at 3:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor

      Realistically, you can be sure that no openly gay man will be amongst the candidates for song of the summer.

      May 5, 2014 at 3:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mada

      @lemon-lime: I second that.

      May 5, 2014 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DK

      Oh, it’s been found, already climbing the charts: “Love Never Felt So Good” – Michael Jackson & Justin Timberlake. It sounds like liquid sex.

      May 5, 2014 at 8:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • skyeyes

      The gay song of the summer is right here in the “I don’t give a fuck” column. :-)

      May 6, 2014 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • petas1124

      Fancy- iggy azalea!!

      May 7, 2014 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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