Gay porn star Diego Sans’ transition from porn star to male drag queen continues this week with another flawless Beyonce lip-sync, this time to the tune of the ridiculously relevant pretty girl anthem, “Pretty Hurts”.
Diego is a truly magical creature that can perform as a convincing masculine power top while the Randy Blue cameras are rolling, but instantly transforms into a bonafide mega-diva serving life to a stadium crowd as soon as they stop. Last month, he bemoaned the pitfalls of having an absolutely awful upper body and struggling to accept his many, many flaws in an interview with The Sword. He’s apparently been through some rough times, but we’re happy to report now that he’s sober (unless he’s drinking “wine with steak”) and not using steroids. Pretty does hurt, you guys.
This is not the first video Lucido has worked on with the Randy Blue boys — you may recall that Moby tribute, Diego’s debut performance in “Blow“, and other gems like the Harlem Shake video. They’re the kind of videos you’ll shake your head at while you watch for the 25th time in a row.
Below, watch Ms. Diego Sans serve goddess hips and muscle queen realness while learning to accept this old body he’s stuck with (PS don’t watch this at work unless you’re trying to get fired):
Being Pretty Hurts from Jeremy Lucido on Vimeo.
Paco
Mmmmm! He is a cutie.
middleagespread
I really do not like it when beautiful people complain about how hard they have it. The world bows down and rolls over for beautiful people. Those of us that are just average have to work to be noticed. Being invisible is what really hurts.
masc4masc
The pic is hot. video is a total boner kill.
Tackle
This guy is so sexy, and that ass is just beautiful. Loved him in that BLOW vodeo. So much showmanship…
Niall
These vids are always beyond cringey, so i just mute them and stare at the pretty.
DarkZephyr
God he’s gorgeous.
Bee Gaga
@middleagespread: Um, did you even listen to the lyrics? That’s EXACTLY what the song is about. It’s not “being pretty hurts” it’s the pursuit of trying to be what society deems attractive or “pretty hurts.”
gymnofrater
wonderful and thought-provoking…
middleagespread
@Bee Gaga: I did listen to the song. So didn’t get that. Just color me stupid. Thanks for helping me to understand.