Gay Tea Partiers Want to ‘Abolish the Whole Marriage Thing’

Who says Tea Partiers don’t care about same-sex marriage? Because gay Tea Partiers do!

Meet these two gents — “Auntie Toms,” if you will — at a Tea Party rally in Philadelphia on July 31. Neither of them believe in marriage rights for homosexuals, so long as other laws take care of equal taxation, anti-discrimination, blah blah. “I don’t need [the government] to license my relationships.” Or to treat the gays like a protected class.

As they say it, the Tea Party is more welcoming to these conservative ‘mos than anyone at a gay bar.