Last week, an Olympic striptease video introduced us to luger Chris Mazdzer.
“Oh, hi,” we said to no one in particular.
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And we weren’t the only ones.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Since that video dropped, it seems all of Gay Twitter is feeling swept up in this 2018 silver medalist Olympic glory:
Thinking about hugging Chris Mazdzer
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 12, 2018
For anyone not watching the #WinterOlympics, turn your tv on now!
*CHRIS MAZDZER ALARM* *CHRIS MAZDZER ALARM* *CHRIS MAZDZER ALARM* pic.twitter.com/Tvoe0YIAE9
— George… (@geo2210) February 11, 2018
holy hell mr. @mazdzer ? pic.twitter.com/vXslbpDB26
— The Minority Gay™ (@theminoritygay) February 10, 2018
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My husband Chris Mazdzer and I would like to share with you all our favorite photo of him. pic.twitter.com/SPQwbTPpIa
— Kevin Fallon (@kpfallon) February 12, 2018
When I see gays tweeting about my husband Chris Mazdzer pic.twitter.com/C5X4ACB1E4
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 12, 2018
not only does @mazdzer look like this but he's also 6'1, hairy in all the right places, and a cancer ? pic.twitter.com/bSzU9JcgHi
— Korey Kuhl (@koreykuhl) February 12, 2018
Please don’t tweet any photos or videos of @mazdzer onto my timeline. I am waiting for my heart medication to be refilled before consuming such content. Thank you for respecting my privacy at this time. pic.twitter.com/6ZmM3tDsTE
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) February 12, 2018
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For anyone not watching the #WinterOlympics, turn your tv on now!
*CHRIS MAZDZER ALARM* *CHRIS MAZDZER ALARM* *CHRIS MAZDZER ALARM* pic.twitter.com/Tvoe0YIAE9
— George… (@geo2210) February 11, 2018
me every time I see a picture of Chris Mazdzer pic.twitter.com/XzQLAITj9y
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) February 10, 2018
Good morning to Olympic Luger Chris Mazdzer and Chris Mazdzer only. pic.twitter.com/y1otutKNLl
— conor patrick (@cpatrickdood) February 9, 2018
I’ve been trying really hard not to jump on the Chris Mazdzer bandwagon because he seems very *aware* of how hot he is, which is annoying
but GOD DAMN IT pic.twitter.com/ADzZPsdb0v
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) February 10, 2018
Chris Mazdzer’s suit makes me very happy pic.twitter.com/tQ2Jcizbo3
— Shawn L. (@salazarhawn) February 11, 2018
hi everyone this is US luge racer Chris Mazdzer ok bye pic.twitter.com/hsrRiOSCAP
— David Mack (@davidmackau) February 10, 2018
Related video:
sfhairy
Yes, he’s hot, but my taste run towards speed skater Joey Mantia. Those wheels make me swoon!
Juanjo
Yup on that!
startenout
I’ll take the entire cast of the video, but he’s the funniest.
ElPillo
Yes. Any of them is a cherry on my sunday
Blackceo
Yes….A MAN!!!!!! Broad shoulders, thighs, legs, and ass for days. Thats what I’m talking about.
mjstraus
I have to agree with you!!!
Bradsman
He does nothing for me but Adam Rippon does!
avesraggiana
It’s the opposite for me. Adam Rippon is your run-of-the-mill, typical, girly-girl gay guy male figure skater. But THIS guy….wow!
pudman56
Rippon is too twinky for my taste. Not dissing him, just saying I swoon over Mazder and Kentworthy. They have it all, and that means they have the stereotypical man stuff like a hairy chest. Just personal taste.
Stilinski26
Lol pathetic the same group of people specially thorse verified blue tick queens who seems to have hatred straight white men are now lusting over this guy.
rowa
It’s amazing how a hairy chest can turn any queen to mush and forget about their hatred for straight white men….
Stilinski26
@rowa Oh they will be lusting but at the same time they ll br at their Buzzfeed MTV headquarters writing blogs about how evil straight white men are on their macbook pro whilst sipping some soymilk starbucks latte and later will be jerking off looking at Chris, pathetic losers
Beachman
What I find so hot about this stud (besides his natural good looks) is that he doesn’t have his head up his ass. He’s authentic, and humble, and truly loves his sport. But most importantly, he’s a man.
avesraggiana
Yup. A manly man. So different from the male figure skaters. It’s assumed they are gay. I’d be shocked and happily surprised if this guy was too.
rowa
He’s got the broad shoulders a gurl could rest ha ankles on all night long *SWOON*
silveroracle
Oh my. ;-b
avesraggiana
So. Is he gaaaaayyyyy?!?!?!
Tombear
I’m so tired of all these waxed queens around my gayborhood! I want a hairy chested man like Chris or Gus. If I wanted a person with a wax job and trimmed pubes I would be straight!
BGinBigD
GOOD LAWERD! I’d jump on him like a hairy spider, suck the color outta his lips and nips, then eat him completely out!!!
That’s all now. Nuff said.