According to the most recent Gallup polling, a record high 71% of the country fully supports same-sex marriage. It’s a remarkable jump from the 55% in 2014, but it still means 29% of Americans still view LGBTQ people as second class citizens.
And wouldn’t you know it, they have some pretty dumb ideas about the whole thing.
A particularly cringey pamphlet has been making the rounds comparing same-sex marriage to, of all things, faulty seatbelts.
It was shared by Twitter user @mattxiv, who gave it the eloquent caption it deserved: “real marriage is when seatbelt”. Full stop.
How about we take this to the next level?
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real marriage is when seatbelt pic.twitter.com/flKAAEUfXM
— matt (@mattxiv) July 31, 2022
If this is the best argument folks can come up with to make their case, the homophobe kitchen isn’t exactly cooking with fire.
The mocking tweet has since gone viral, racking up over 320k likes and 17k retweets.
And the responses almost make the original worth it… almost.
Here’s what the Internet has to say with the instant-classic ‘seatbelt argument’:
Life finds a way pic.twitter.com/gNLzo8eXY0
— The Rainbow Legion 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🇮🇪 (@RainbowLegion) July 31, 2022
As a biologist I can verify that marriage is NOT biology; it’s sociology and anthropology.
— Dennis The Menace (@Semper_Sincerus) July 31, 2022
I’ve always enjoyed the secure embrace of heterosexuality when I buckled in
— Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach) July 31, 2022
explain this then pic.twitter.com/6EtFPlmgX1
— XtremeMusic⁷ (@_XtremeMusic) July 31, 2022
Only one of these is a real bike. pic.twitter.com/Jpw7efuduu
— Kevo 🏳️🌈 (@awkwardngay) July 31, 2022
— Lukas “Hard Boss” Gannon (@Skywalker9982) July 31, 2022
??? pic.twitter.com/z2yjBqqjni
— Robert Chevaleau (@uNoClimbGorilla) July 31, 2022
It’s funny because weren’t conservatives against seatbelts when they were first invented?
— valerie currie (@valeriecurrie16) July 31, 2022
— sᴉx ǝ l ∀ is PRO ABORTION 🎸🏳️⚧️🐈 (@datagurl77) August 1, 2022
Marriage is about genitals 🙄
— Brooklyn chonkylicious 🦫 (@gutgremlins) August 1, 2022
Diplomat
Bad day at the office Queerty that you would print the lamest of lame?
mailliw110
Well….here you are!
Cam
The right wing troll account always gets enraged when posts showing how bigoted, hateful and unintelligent the right wing is.
Sweetie, as always, your trolling is sad and weak.
Jeremiah
The bicycle one was my favorite!
mailliw110
That is a good one. So what can we compare a tandem bike to?
Cam
That one was fantastic!
jt1990
Years ago, I considered turning gay to avoid the inevitable prospect of commitment (marriage), and raising kids. I liked the idea of whoring around whenever I pleased, and being alone the rest of the time. But then the gays had to ruin homosexuality by introducing marriage and adoption rights! Sadism at its finest
Cam
What a shock, the right wing troll account comes in under two names to deflect from the fact that Right wing Republicans are hateful bigots.
Your troll game is sad and weak.