Smash Mouth has a Christmas album. Snoop Dogg has a Christmas album. Even David Hasselhoff has a Christmas album.
Cher, however, does not have a Christmas album, and that sad fact has Gay Twitter — and other Twitter fans — humbugging out.
@cher hear me out… Christmas album, all songs 130 beats per minute
— deborah credit (@alextravaganza_) December 9, 2019
It’s December 21st, and Cher still hasn’t released a Christmas album. Shocked and upset.
— gabby (@msgabbymaria) December 21, 2019
— LOU (@lou) December 21, 2019
@cher ABBA 2 release in April and a Christmas album in November next year? ????
— Alfie (@alfiebot1) December 24, 2019
@cher please record a Christmas album. We need one out here in gay land
— Matt #StarsOnCD (@cherslovely85) December 23, 2019
@cher IS THERE GOING TO BE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM ????
— val misses cher ? (@babyimcherss) December 17, 2019
@cher i have a Question What do you think of a Christmas album? ?
— Thomas Gorski (@gugeck86) December 17, 2019
@cher Will you ever record a Christmas album? I am 55, been waiting for a Christmas album from you since age 25! We got your Xmas song with Rosie! We need more!!!
— Bob Radmore (@RadmoreBob) December 17, 2019
There might be hope yet: When a fan sent the same request to Cher in November 2018, the Grammy winner responded, “Next year.”
Well, by that deadline, time is dwindling, girl! Snap out of it!