Smash Mouth has a Christmas album. Snoop Dogg has a Christmas album. Even David Hasselhoff has a Christmas album.
Cher, however, does not have a Christmas album, and that sad fact has Gay Twitter — and other Twitter fans — humbugging out.
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@cher hear me out… Christmas album, all songs 130 beats per minute
— deborah credit (@alextravaganza_) December 9, 2019
It’s December 21st, and Cher still hasn’t released a Christmas album. Shocked and upset.
— gabby (@msgabbymaria) December 21, 2019
@Cher release a Christmas album please!!!!!
— ari (@arianuhhhhhhh) December 23, 2019
@cher Can we please please please have a #Cher #Christmas album in 2020? ? We need something to look forward to. #wintersolstice2019
— LOU (@lou) December 21, 2019
@cher ABBA 2 release in April and a Christmas album in November next year? ????
— Alfie (@alfiebot1) December 24, 2019
@cher please record a Christmas album. We need one out here in gay land
— Matt #StarsOnCD (@cherslovely85) December 23, 2019
When is @cher gonna make a Christmas album? ??
— Faye Graeney (@fayelizabethxo) December 20, 2019
@cher IS THERE GOING TO BE A CHRISTMAS ALBUM ????
— val misses cher ? (@babyimcherss) December 17, 2019
@cher i have a Question What do you think of a Christmas album? ?
— Thomas Gorski (@gugeck86) December 17, 2019
@cher Will you ever record a Christmas album? I am 55, been waiting for a Christmas album from you since age 25! We got your Xmas song with Rosie! We need more!!!
— Bob Radmore (@RadmoreBob) December 17, 2019
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There’s even a Change.org petition demanding a Cher Christmas album, as PinkNews points out.
There might be hope yet: When a fan sent the same request to Cher in November 2018, the Grammy winner responded, “Next year.”
Well, by that deadline, time is dwindling, girl! Snap out of it!
ElPillo
Cher must stay doing Cher songs. Hers only or suited to her. I didn’t love the “abba remake.” I can’t imagine White Christmas or Little Drummer Boy.
SPDuffy
Confessing your own inability to imagine something is significantly shy of propounding an actual argument against it. Just sayin’.
jcoberkrom
I love Cher I love Cher I love Cher I love Cher I love Cher I love Cher I love Cher I love Cher
But a Xmas album. ummmmmm. I don’t think so.