Smash Mouth has a Christmas album. Snoop Dogg has a Christmas album. Even David Hasselhoff has a Christmas album.

Cher, however, does not have a Christmas album, and that sad fact has Gay Twitter — and other Twitter fans — humbugging out.

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https://twitter.com/msgabbymaria/status/1208459378858352643

https://twitter.com/arianuhhhhhhh/status/1208945154201137153

https://twitter.com/fayelizabethxo/status/1207900916864684032

https://twitter.com/babyimcherss/status/1207083028931076096

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There’s even a Change.org petition demanding a Cher Christmas album, as PinkNews points out.

There might be hope yet: When a fan sent the same request to Cher in November 2018, the Grammy winner responded, “Next year.”

Well, by that deadline, time is dwindling, girl! Snap out of it!

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