GOOD AS BANNED

Gay UK Men Can Officially Give Blood As Long As They’re Liars Or Eunuchs

The National Health Service of England, Scotland and Wales ever so slightly changed its view that the blood running through gay men’s veins is a tainted danger to society by allowing homos to donate as long as they have not had any kinds gay sex (including blowjobs) for at least one year. This restriction forbids monogamous gay men who use condoms from giving blood for a year—the same ban put on straight men who have sex with prostitutes and intravenous drug users.

It’s progress, we guess, seeing as homos can’t give blood in the U.S. whether they’re celibate or not.

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