In other news, British coroners have completed their preliminary autopsy on Gaydar founder Gary Frisch. While some people hoped for the investigation would yield conclusive answers as to how the 38-year old plunged to his death over the weekend, officials unfortunately are no closer to finding the truth.
In fact, there are only more questions. For example, some witnesses have claimed that there was another man at Frisch’s apartment when he died, conjecture on which the police refused to comment. Coppers also wouldn’t say why they haven’t officially identified the body as that of Gary Frisch. They only conceded that the dead man (whomever he may be) died of multiple injuries.
Sounds like we have a mystery on our hands, ladies and germs.
Previously: Gaydar Founder Death Plunge!