Gays Against Gentrification Warns Straights: Move Into Our Gayborhoods, And We’ll Turn Your Kids Homosexual

At last somebody is standing up to the heterosexual agenda’s plan to overtake the gentrified neighborhoods we gays have worked so long, and bought so many Jonathan Adler mantle pieces to create. Gwynn Beck, of Gays Against Gentrification (GAG), issues this manifesto: “Go home, stroller park trash, we don’t want you here.” There’s a reason we turned these gay ghettos into fabulous gayborhoods, and it wasn’t so some child-wielding breeders — especially the stay-at-home dads — could take over our tea times. UPDATE: Sadly the video has been taken offline. We’re working on finding another copy.