Gays Don’t Really Want Marriage. They Want to Nuke the USA

Did you know that you actually don’t want to get married? You just want to destroy American values! All that fighting — in Maine and Washington this month, in California and Connecticut and and Massachusetts before — is just because you’re out of work and have so much time on your hands to dedicate to bringing down Christian America. Whew, thank you Pat Robertson, for preaching the truth!

(via MM)